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Quotes by Phyllis Diller

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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By Phyllis Diller
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"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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