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Quotes by Russell Baker

"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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"New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
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"Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
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"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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"Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest
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"I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens
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"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terr
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"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
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"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for rea
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"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks
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"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and t
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"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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