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Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 20 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites are are a hit in the Sweary Facebook groups and now they’ve been compiled into this printed edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don’t have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes blotter pages in the back along with a color palette template so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as “If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It’s Not Happening Today” as well as the best seller from CristinApril’s Etsy shop “And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day”. You can preview Cristin’s work, read her reviews or buy individual pages at her Etsy shop at this link www.etsy.com/shop/CristinApril Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

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3 thoughts on "Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears: A Coloring Book for Adults"

  1. DarwinsMuse says:

    Can this book save lives?! Sort of, maybe. I’ve been having a hard time choosing which snarky page I want to color next with this wonderful book! Cristin’s beautiful artwork mixed with the sass of sweary sayings is the perfect antidote to a long, sh*tty day. The feeling of accomplishment at such a beautiful piece of snark you’ve just made will wash away all that bad juju from your day, allowing you to sleep peacefully – and probably allowing those around you to live another day. 😉

  2. LAOneil says:

    so this book was perfect for me I’m a can be very sarcastic when I want to be, so this book was perfect for me. The sayings and sarcasms range from extremely humorous to things that are a little more adult, so I wouldn’t recommend this for children..only those that are a child at heart. The images are one sided, perfect if you want to use markers. The author even included blotter pages for you to use between pages to prevent marker bleed through, as well as a color/blending chart, so you can test colors before using them. I…

  3. Vicious Bliss says:

    BEST of its kind! Own it, love it, and will soon use it as a manual for people who’d like to visit my house. If they flip through my fully colored version of this book and don’t like it, they can keep on movin! It’s like the artist climbed in my brain created this book especially for me lol. I’ve heard she’s coming out with another book soon, because I follow her on FB…. I CANNOT WAIT.

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