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Fake Fianceé

From WSJ best-selling Author Ilsa Madden-Mills comes a new stand-alone contemporary romance.

Fake engaged to the hottest quarterback in the country? Score.

They say nothing compares to your first kiss, but our first kiss was orchestrated for an audience.

Our second kiss…that one was real.

He cradled my face like he was terrified he’d f–k it up.

He stared into my eyes until the air buzzed.

Soft and slow, full of sighs and little laughs, he inhaled me like I was the finest Belgian chocolate, and he’d never get another piece.

A nip of his teeth, his hand at my waist…and I was lost.

I forgot he was paying me to be his fake fiancée.

I forgot we weren’t real.

Our kiss was pure magic, and before you laugh and say those kinds of kisses don’t exist, then you’ve never touched lips with Max Kent, the hottest quarterback in college history.

Three months. Two hearts. One fake engagement.

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Fake Quotes To Live By

Some of the funniest fake quotes by the famous and infamous. The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, homophones, double entendre, parody, mockery, and the absurd to ridicule or to expose and criticize stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary or historical politics and other topical issues such as language and other fads as a form of social critique and commentary. A literate x-ray into the truth as someone might quote it.