This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!
It’s Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.
Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I’ve ever done.
Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin’s famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby’s first Christmas to be special – memorable. I’d like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won’t fly, as it’s insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I’ll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can’t even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.
Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin’ spa for the undead – no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin’ Christmas – and Happy New Year.
Looks like it is going to be the perfect day A Fashionably Dead Christmas (Book 5 of The Hot Dammed Series) By Robyn PetermanÂ
Deck The Halls….. Only in this case…..it’s more “hit the halls and make them crumble”! *LOL*Â
Robyn has Fashionably did it again!! I loved this book from cover to cover! The one only thing it ended to soon but it’s a short story so duh! lol! I love Astrid and Ethan! And Sammy!!!!!!! I love how Robyn incorporates new characters. I really wish they were real! I laugh each and every time I read one of these books. But the feel good moments of family and friends that’s what makes it real for me. Can not WAIT for Astrid’s and Ethans Wedding and Gemma and the Kevs books! Will be waiting with bated breath! Thank you Robyn for…