Now in paperback!
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that’ll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:
“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner
“I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes
“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher
Product Features
- 1,001 Funniest Things Ever Said Book
- Adult humor; not meant for children.
- Softcover; 322 pgs.
Honestly, this book will help you fight of ANY kind of depression or winter blues! So buy it if you need that. This is a very good book of funny quotes by famous people and entertainers. I am sure some of them you will have already heard before, when you start reading this book. The book is very well organized by the joke tellers, e.g.-professional comedians, Hollywood actors and actresses, sports figures, kids jokes, knock knock jokes, children’s jokes and jokes about foreigners. If you give it a chance it will have you in stitches.
“In 50 years,he never worked a day.To him,9 to 5 was odds on a horse race.” Archie Bunker This is my second book by Steven Price,and I have become a big fan of his.The other book,”1001 Insults,Put-Downs & Comebacks” blew me away.See my review on October 8,2007.
Great Resource for Speakers, Writers and People who Love to Laugh! Your friends will think your the funniest person on the planet when you start spouting off hundreds of these hilarious quotes.You can even be funny alphabetically, if you work from front to back.