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Champions of the Dragon: Epic Fallacy, Book 1

Murland Kadabra has always dreamed of becoming a great wizard. However, at age 19, the young apprentice has yet to successfully cast a single spell. He has been reduced to grounds keeper of Abra Tower, and has become the laughing stock of the wizarding school. But when the Most High Wizard Kazimir chooses him to be one of the five Champions of the Dragon, Murland’s life changes forever.

He soon finds himself traveling through the wilds with four unlikely companions, including an alcoholic knight, a gay elf prince, a dwarf with humanism, and an obese ogre. Prophecy dictates that these champions must march west to the shadowy peak of Bad Mountain, where they are destined to do battle with the dreaded dragon of legend, Drak’Noir.

But what few people know is that the prophecy is not altogether true. For it is not five champions who Kazimir chooses, but five fools. They are not meant to defeat the dragon, but to feed her.

To change their fate, the Champions of the Dragon must not only overcome their enemies, but also themselves.

Champions of the Dragon, book one of Epic Fallacy, is a satirical high-adventure romp through the fantasy genre in the tradition of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. From USA Today best-selling author Michael James Ploof.

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Adult Coloring Book True Happiness Quotes

30 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Garden Designs, Animals, Mandalas, and Paisley Patterns Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet

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Inspirational Quotes: A Positive & Uplifting Black Background Adult Square Coloring Book (Beautiful Adult Coloring Books) (Volume 88)

Everyone needs a lift sometimes, and you’ll get it with these inspiring quotes surrounded by beautiful designs. Your color choices will pop against the black background! Relax and color!

Beautiful Illustrations Fun Black Backgrounds Printed Single Sided Color Test Page Coloring Tips Page Bonus Images from our other Coloring Books

Enjoy the beautiful designs in this professionally illustrated 8.5 x 8.5 black background coloring book.

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Positive Affirmations for Esther: Personalized Book & Coloring Book with Positive Affirmations for Kids (Affirmations for Kids, Personalized Books, Coloring Books for Kids, Gifts for Kids)

Inspire a child with positive affirmations for kids! This inspirational coloring book is personalized for the name ESTHER. Coloring book pages include: 30 “ESTHER” names to color; 30 positive affirmations for kids; 30 mandalas; and more cute and fun illustrations for kids to color. Positive affirmations for kids can have a positive impact on children’s lives! Research shows that positive affirmations for kids can help a child cope during times of stress.

If you want a DIFFERENT NAME, do not buy this book. Instead, go to LiveWellMedia.com to order this book with the name you want.

This personalized book is also a mandala coloring book for kids. Coloring mandalas is thought to increase relaxation and reduce stress; mirroring the benefits of meditation. Like all of our personalized children’s books, this coloring book is designed to boost children’s confidence, can-do attitude, and sense of well-being.

Reviews for Personalized Children’s Books, Personalized Baby Books, Bedtime Stories and Coloring Books by Suzanne Marshall

This is one of the loveliest individualized children’s book. Wonderful illustrations!! ~ K Goss My daughter LOVED this book as well as myself too! ~ SC A BEDTIME STORY is amazing. I found this book personalized for Addison as a last minute Christmas gift. She loves it, day and night. A BEDTIME STORY is wonderfully made & our grandchild loves it! We love it too! Plan on ordering more. Thank you sooo much! Lucien takes A BEDTIME STORY everywhere as if it is a teddy bear! ~ Sheila I received A BEDTIME STORY today and it’s beautiful. I’m a RN and I work in a NICU; the book was purchased for one of my little patients. I’m so excited to give it to the family! ~ Haleema Adorable & Uplifting! I got this book for a friend’s son and they absolutely loved it! I browsed through it, and the pictures are adorable. The message is very positive. I would recommend this book to anyone, but it does make a great gift! ~ Diana Ms. Marshall has a gift for touching the hearts of her young readers, as well as those who are young at heart. ~ Leila, Luke & Sasha An amazing gift! Everyone should have this book! ~ Anny My daughter has enjoyed every moment of your book. I see her eyes light up and her heart filled with warmth and love as I read each page. ~ Ami I just read this book and loved it! Although it’s written for children, anyone (young or old) can benefit from its wisdom.” ~ Jay My daughter has me read this to her every single night! It is a very positive book with wonderful messages to kids! Highly recommend. ~ Sarah My 3.5 year old son received this book as a gift, but I have to say the affirmations spoke to me as well! You’re never too old to be reminded that you should love yourself and celebrate all that is great about you!. ~ Stephanie This book has a warm, playful theme that kids will love, adults will feel good reading such positive affirmation for their kids to read over and over again. I highly recommend a copy for home and as a gift for loved ones! ~ Sarah This book has been effective at helping [my daughter] to build confidence in herself. ~ Amy

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Shakespeare Quote Journal Doubts Traitors Attempt: (Notebook, Diary, Blank Book) (Famous Quotes Journals Notebooks Diaries)

Shakespeare Quote Journal Doubts Traitors Attempt Measure for Measure Quote paperback contains alternating blank pages and lined pages. Express yourself with words or images.

Blank pages also provide the option to paste pictures or clippings in scrapbook style.

You’ll enjoy this classic looking cover every time you use your journal for creative writing, taking notes, making lists, or drawing.

GIFT IDEAS: Great gift for any student studying classic English literature or anyone works with English students at various levels including high school, college, and graduate school. Also appropriate for teachers, principals, guidance counselors, college professors, university instructors, school administrators, and anyone involved in the education business.

Perfect for graduation, end of school year, and back to school time as well as birthdays and the Christmas holiday season. Excellent gift for writers to find inspiration in the words of one of the world’s most famous master storytellers.

Write or sketch – the choice is yours with this handy blank book.

Please note: The cover of this journal is a flat photo, not a textured material.

www.DistinctiveJournals.com

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Little Book of Stupidity: Stupid Quotes from Stupid People

This book is simply a collection of quotes from people who, for the most part, have no idea whatsoever that they are being funny. They mispronounce words, misuse words, create their own words, or just say some pretty idiotic things. It is not my intention to make fun of people or make anyone feel stupid…or is it? My personal commentary accompanies each quote, so if this book offends anyone in any way, then I apologize…just kidding! 

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30 Motivational Quotes About Being In Your Thirties Adult Coloring Book: For an Inspirational Decade (Adult Coloring Books) (Volume 9)

Happy thirty-something birthday to you or someone you love! The thirties are a time of discovery and change. So much growth occurs from 30 to 40! These birthdays can be scary at first, but when you look closely, you’ll realize they’re some of the best! You’re only getting better and better! This coloring book is filled with quotes about being in your thirties. All of them are uplifting and thoughtful, and, hopefully, inspiring to you! Relax, and let any birthday stress melt away. Color yourself into serenity. There are more than 30 pages to color, each repeated twice so that you can try different colors and styles! People quoted range from Coco Chanel to Benjamin Franklin, and include Mitch Albom, Amy Adams, Julia Childe, Virginia Woolf, and more! Each page is single-sided and 8.5×11, so enjoy using your favorite fine-tipped markers, colored pencils, gel pens, and more! Or gift these quotes to the amazing 30-something friends and relatives in your life!

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30 Motivational Quotes About Being In Your Thirties Adult Coloring Book: For a Decade of Inspiration – Black Background Edition (Adult Coloring Books) (Volume 10)

Happy thirty-something birthday to you or someone you love! The thirties are a time of discovery and change. So much growth occurs from 30 to 40! These birthdays can be scary at first, but when you look closely, you may realize they’re some of the best! You’re only getting better and better! This coloring book is filled with quotes about being in your thirties. All of them are uplifting and thoughtful and, hopefully, inspiring to you! Relax, and let all of your stress melt away. Color into serenity. There are more than 30 pages to color, each repeated twice so that you can try different colors and styles! The quotes are from a wide range of people ranging from Coco Chanel to Benjamin Franklin, and include Mitch Albom, Amy Adams, Julia Childe, Virginia Woolf, and more! Each page is single-sided and 8.5×11, so enjoy using your favorite fine-tipped markers, colored pencils, gel pens, and more! Or gift these quotes to the amazing 30-something friends and relatives in your life!

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All These Worlds: Bobiverse, Book 3

Being a sentient spaceship really should be more fun. But after spreading out through space for almost a century, Bob and his clones just can’t stay out of trouble.

They’ve created enough colonies so humanity shouldn’t go extinct. But political squabbles have a bad habit of dying hard, and the Brazilian probes are still trying to take out the competition. And the Bobs have picked a fight with an older, more powerful species with a large appetite and a short temper.

Still stinging from getting their collective butts kicked in their first encounter with the Others, the Bobs now face the prospect of a decisive final battle to defend Earth and its colonies. But the Bobs are less disciplined than a herd of cats, and some of the younger copies are more concerned with their own local problems than defeating the Others.

Yet salvation may come from an unlikely source. A couple of eighth-generation Bobs have found something out in deep space. All it will take to save the Earth and perhaps all of humanity is for them to get it to Sol – unless the Others arrive first.