With the world documenting their every move, celebrities often have to watch their mouths in public–or risk going viral for all to see. This calendar churns out 365 of their worst slipups to keep you gasping all year long. From self-entitled reality TV stars like Kim Kardashian to hidden jerks like Steve Jobs, each page will leave you speechless as you learn about the outrageous things famous people have gotten away with saying.
A bundle of laughs collected from the cream of spoken and written foolishness.
She Said is unique combination of Inspirational quotes by dynamic women leaders from all around the world and Affirmations written by author, Neeraj Tyagi. Read any quote any day or read them all at one to stay inspired.
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Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that’ll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:
“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner
“I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes
“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher
Even though all of us are aware about the Importance of Quotes, Quotations & Worthful Sayings of Great Thinkers, Spiritual Teachers & Guides in guiding us to lead a Purposeful, Happy & Peaceful Life, the Importance of Sree Buddha’s Teachings & Quotes is to be over-emphasized. Sree Buddha – the Noble, Novel & Enlightening name is known to the entire World. We all know how Siddhartha – the Prince became enlightened and shown the Ways & Means to get Freedom from Suffering & Miseries & to attain Self-realization. The impact of Buddhism & Buddhist teachings in the Heart & Minds of the entire Humanity is really unimaginable. Buddhism spread all over the World within a short period. Today, every earnest seeker to attain Self-realization & Enlightenment is very much interested in Buddha’s Teachings & Sayings. Even though there are many Religions in the world, the impact of Buddhism is of paramount Importance. Buddha’s teachings disclose the essence of Spirituality & it is really a Panacea & Elixir for a sincere Seeker. Here comes the importance of Buddha’s Teachings & Sayings. Here we are presenting the best selected Quotes by Sree Buddha under the title “What Buddha Said” (Selected Saying & Quotes of Lord Buddha). Let all of us get enlightened by these Sayings & Quotes.
While many popular sayings dish out sage advice, the outlandish expressions in this calendar will leave you wondering how other well-known figures have completely missed the mark. Featuring a year’s worth of shocking quotes from both the usual suspects, like Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus, and such unexpected figures as Ernest Hemingway, Bill Cosby, and Oprah Winfrey, you will laugh, gasp, and educate yourself about the outrageous things famous people have gotten away with saying.
From George Washington, to Andrew Jackson, to Mark Twain, A Freemason Said That? Great Quotes of Famous Freemasons offers the insights and wisdom of some of history’s most dynamic characters.
Cherish the funny and sweet things your kids say in this adorable keepsake kids’ quotes journal. You’ll be able to look back and laugh at their surprising quotes. It’s the perfect gift for parents to record their kids’ quotes. Not only are there lots of pages to record the hilarious things that your kids say, but there are more fun sections to enjoy: -Humorous quotes from famous people about children sprinkled throughout the journal -Pages to record your child’s milestones -Areas to remember your child’s friends and loved ones -Sections to note other memories, like your little one’s favorite books and songs This adorable journal is perfect for parents, grandparents, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and more!
A compendium of human wisdom culled from the world’s celebrated–and anonymous –minds, from Confucius and Shakespeare to Maya Angelou and Woody Allen.
