Even more of a good thing: the latest collection of knee-slappers, toe-tappers, and groaners from A Prairie Home Companion Joke Shows.
What does IDK stand for?” “I don’t know.” “OMG, nobody does!”. . . . What is a hippie’s wife called? Mississippi.. . . . What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Jokes are made for sharing, and everyone loves to laugh. This nonstop collection gathers the best jokes from the most recent Joke Show (11/4/2014) plus special joke segments from 2011 to the present, all recorded before live before doubled-over audiences in Minneapolis, St. Paul, and New York.. Performers include show regulars—Garrison Keillor, Sue Scott, Tim Russell, Tom Keith and Richard Dworsky—along with special guests. There’s music from the Guy’s All-Star Shoe Band, a bucketful of Halloween jokes, a musical tribute to bad jokes, a celebration of Jewish Jokes from New York radio legend Larry Josephson, Ole and Lena jokes, a Guy Noir sketch, Dusty and Lefty, and of course, even more jokes.
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Good or God?: Why Good Without God Isn’t Enough
If it’s good, it must be God. Right?
These days the terms good and God seem synonymous. We believe that what’s generally accepted as good must be in line with God’s will. Generosity, humility, justice — good. Selfishness, arrogance, cruelty — evil. The distinction seems pretty straightforward. But is that all there is to it? If good is so obvious, why does the Bible say that we need discernment to recognize it? Good or God? isn’t another self-help message. This audio book will do more than ask you to change your behavior. It will empower you to engage with God on a level that will change every aspect of your life.
The Good Neighbor
From a phenomenal new voice in suspense fiction comes a book that will forever change the way you look at the people closest to you…
Shadow Cove, Washington, is the kind of town everyone dreams about – quaint streets, lush forests, good neighbors. That’s what Sarah thinks as she settles into life with her new husband, Dr. Johnny McDonald. But all too soon she discovers an undercurrent of deception. And one October evening when Johnny is away, sudden tragedy destroys Sarah’s happiness.
Dazed and stricken with grief, she and Johnny begin to rebuild their shattered lives. As she picks up the pieces of her broken home, Sarah discovers a shocking secret that forces her to doubt everything she thought was true – about her neighbors, her friends, and even her marriage. With each stunning revelation, Sarah must ask herself, Can we ever really know the ones we love?
The Inspiration Garden: Simple Ways to Grow a Good Life
The Inspiration Garden: Simple Ways to Grow a Good Life is a guide and workbook filled with thought-provoking questions and purposeful suggestions designed to help you flourish in any area of life. The book’s concepts are grounded in practicality, psychology and spirituality. Learn how to uncover dreams, uproot obstacles and cultivate the unique seeds of possibility planted within you. Proceeds from the book support the Inspire Children Foundation, a nonprofit organization with a mission to prevent and resolve childhood trauma.
Think Good Thoughts: Affirmations for Depression and Bipolar Disorder / Cyclothymia (Volume 1)
I love quotes. I love short little sayings. With my ADD and a life of depression, it has always been the simple things and simple phrases that have stuck with me and inspired me. I’ve hung on them and passed them on in clinic practice to others. Movies and books today often carry famous quotes. Heroes of our time and the past have shared powerful concepts. These help to inspire us. They help us to move on. They help on the road of life and remind us: We are not alone There is a wisdom beyond ours that can help Dark or hard times are truly hard, but we can endure, recover and even transcend There is hope Presence and mindfulness is available to all, including the depressed or those with bipolar disorder These are to us as road signs and road guards are to cars: Stop Turn here Watch out Do not slow down, keep moving Fuel ahead Off ramp Quotations have their companions in this book, including short quips and affirmations. Affirmations represent some memorable phrase that affirms our own positive nature which is our humanity. Our worth and progress are validated. The worth of others it batched in that others are on a hard journey in life also. These phrases all point us to a reality that our fearful, tired, or depressed mind may not be able to do: think clearly and positively. Many don’t like these positivisms stating they are just a fake smile. But, in reality, the depressed and bipolar brain simply goes to a dark and morbid place during times of depression. The interpretation then is ALWAYS negative. There are biological processes that are at the root of this: a. The brain seeks to cope with difficulty with the only way it knows how by flooding the person with ancient reptilian fear b. The brain during depressed times cannot access the full fund of information in the library of the brain and thus cannot recall good memories, past successes and so on. Only the CURRENT negative now is available for thought. The result is one feels life is dark, hopeless, and despairing and that one has no opportunity or change. Suicidal thoughts can develop. Affirmations are a counter to this. More that being a simple stop sign for the negative thoughts, they are also directional signs that are true: the negative thoughts are FALSE and a positive view of life is the ONLY true view. So, positive thoughts are connected with a truthful reality whereas depressed thoughts are connected with a limited and mostly false interpretation of oneself, others, and the world. This short book includes some famous quotations from history as well as from cinema. There are some Bipolar Bear Affirmations from Boise Bipolar Center. Another series from Boise Bipolar is this “Note to Self” series of quips. Thrown in are some quotations from the Sufi poet Rumi from the 13th Century. Rumi had a positive view of struggle, life, and love. He adds some value and history to our mix of phrases. If you would like to suggest other affirmations, please contact us through our website www.boisebipolarcenter.com This book emphasizes exclusively the hope aspect needed to handle depression. Two future affirmation books are planned 1. Affirmations for anxiety and bipolar mixed state: finding peace and rest. 2. Affirmations for those bipolars with both depression and hypomania mania: how to find balance by handling both depressed times as well as calm manic times. A quote for you: In hard times we become more than we were before.
The Good Girl
“I’ve been following her for the past few days. I know where she buys her groceries, where she has her dry cleaning done, where she works. I don’t know the color of her eyes or what they look like when she’s scared. But I will.”
Born to a prominent Chicago judge and his stifled socialite wife, Mia Dennett moves against the grain as a young inner-city art teacher. One night, Mia enters a bar to meet her on-again, off-again boyfriend. But when he doesn’t show, she unwisely leaves with an enigmatic stranger. With his smooth moves and modest wit, Colin Thatcher seems at first like a safe one-night stand. But following Colin home will turn out to be the worst mistake of Mia’s life.
Colin’s job was to abduct Mia as part of a wild extortion plot and deliver her to his employers. But the plan takes an unexpected turn when Colin suddenly decides to hide Mia in a secluded cabin in rural Minnesota, evading the police and his deadly superiors. Mia’s mother, Eve, and Detective Gabe Hoffman will stop at nothing to find them, but no one could have predicted the emotional entanglements that eventually cause this family’s world to shatter.
An addictively suspenseful and tautly written thriller, The Good Girl is a compulsive debut that reveals how, even in the perfect family, nothing is as it seems.
It’s Not How Good You Are, It’s How Good You Want to Be: The world’s best selling book
It’s Not How Good You Are, It’s How Good You Want to Be is a handbook of how to succeed in the world – a pocket ‘bible’ for the talented and timid to make the unthinkable thinkable and the impossible possible. The world’s top advertising guru, Paul Arden, offers up his wisdom on issues as diverse as problem solving, responding to a brief, communicating, playing your cards right, making mistakes and creativity, all notions that can be applied to aspects of modern life. This book provides a unique insight into the world of advertising and is a quirky compilation of quotes, facts, pictures, wit and wisdom, packed into easy-to-digest, bite-sized spreads. If you want to succeed in life or business, this is a must!
Paul Arden began his career in advertising at the age of 16. For 14 years he was Executive Creative Director at Saatchi and Saatchi, where he was responsible for some of Britain’s best known campaigns including British Airways, Silk Cut, Anchor Butter, InterCity and Fuji. His famous slogans include ‘The Car in front is a Toyota’ and ‘The Independent – It is – Are You?’. In 1993 he set up the London-based production company Arden Sutherland-Dodd where he is now a commercials director for clients such as BT, BMW, Ford, Nestle and Levis.
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I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!: Daily Affirmations By Stuart Smalley
The ultimate meditation book, not to be grandiose…
Take a hilarious, healing journey with Stuart Smalley as he careens down the road to Recovery. For one entire year Stuart recorded an affirmation a day…except when he had taken to his bed (but that’s Okay)…and the result is the most entertaining and indispensable meditation book ever.
From program wisdom (Denial Ain’t Just a River in Egypt! December 1) to survival tips (When I Go Home to Visit My Family I Will Stay in a Motel! September 26) to some good sound practical advice (I am entitled to file for an Extension on my Income Taxes! April 15th), Stuart’s affirmations will empower you!
Work, Friendship, Love, Spirituality, Codependency, Self-Esteem, Acceptance…Stuart deals with it all. And as you share his ups and downs, his triumphs and shame spirals, you will come to see the ultimate truth of Stuart’s March 21st affirmation: Today I Will Laugh–At Least Once!
I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!: Daily Affirmations By Stuart Smalley
The ultimate meditation book, not to be grandiose…
Take a hilarious, healing journey with Stuart Smalley as he careens down the road to Recovery. For one entire year Stuart recorded an affirmation a day…except when he had taken to his bed (but that’s Okay)…and the result is the most entertaining and indispensable meditation book ever.
From program wisdom (Denial Ain’t Just a River in Egypt! December 1) to survival tips (When I Go Home to Visit My Family I Will Stay in a Motel! September 26) to some good sound practical advice (I am entitled to file for an Extension on my Income Taxes! April 15th), Stuart’s affirmations will empower you!
Work, Friendship, Love, Spirituality, Codependency, Self-Esteem, Acceptance…Stuart deals with it all. And as you share his ups and downs, his triumphs and shame spirals, you will come to see the ultimate truth of Stuart’s March 21st affirmation: Today I Will Laugh–At Least Once!