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Teachers 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

The Teachers 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes is filled with the stuff that teachers love: silly jokes, inspirational quotes, amusing stories, an clever ideas that make their important jobs a little bit easier and lot more fun.

Each page of this colorful daily calendar features such entries as #teacherproblems, True Tales, Children’s Books: Legendary Lines, “Technically Correct” Test Answers, Being a Teacher’s Kid, Any Excuse for a Class Party!, or Bulletin Board Blurbs.

As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, lists, quotes, activities, tips, and trivia.

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Nurses 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

Nursing a sense of humor remains as vital as ever to the unsung caregivers who joined Florence Nightingale in her calling. After all, in a typical day nurses see and hear some downright crazy stuff—all while maintaining a calm, professionalism, even when they feel like cracking up.
 

The Nurses 2019 Calendar rewards nurses with a daily mental-health break, each page greeting them with a medical joke, quote, or anecdote that’s sure to make them smile.
As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, lists, activities, tips, and trivia.

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Nurses 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

The Nurses 2018 Calendar rewards today’s nurses with a daily mental-health break, as each page greets them with a medical joke, quote, or anecdote that’s sure to make them smile.
 

The calendar also reminds them that even when it’s hours until the next shift change, when patients freak out, doctors push boundaries, or insurance red tape tests their resolve, nurses still know: “We can do it!”
 

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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?A: “The mermaid.”Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?A: “Take away its chair.” Q: What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much?A: “They get indy-gestion.”The first volume of Rob Elliott’s joke books sold more than 1.5 million copies, and now, all four classic joke books are here in one collection: Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, and Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids.The laughter won’t stop with this four-book collection. With hundreds of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and more, this collection is sure to have kids rolling on the floor!These good, clean jokes are perfect for the young comedian in your family.

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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

USA Today best seller! Wall Street Journal best seller!

What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages seven-to-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young listeners will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-best-selling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter, and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

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And I Quote: The Definitive Collection of Quotes, Sayings, and Jokes for the Contemporary Speechmaker

A good quote can make a world of difference when you want to deliver a powerful speech or write a persuasive paper. But finding the right quote for the right audience has never been easy-until now.

And I Quote is a remarkable compilation and indispensable reference book that proves a quote doesn’t have to be ancient to be classic. From the time-honored to the newly minted, these are wise and witty words that can be used for any occasion, from sales training seminars (“When you’ve stopped talking, you’ve lost your customer.” –Estee Lauder) to award dinners (“I don’t deserve this, but then I’ve got arthritis, and I don’t deserve that either.” –Jack Benny).

Arranged in a unique and simple format, And I Quote will prove to be one book no successful writer or speechmaker will want to do without.

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there,” said Will Rogers; And I Quote will keep you moving in the right direction.