Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work is a collection of eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazine jokes invovling jobs, the workplace, co-workers, bosses, excuses, sick days, etc. There are over 1,000 jokes and anecdotes to lighten up your day!
Lighten up and laugh your way through the 9-to-5 grind with this mix of hilarious wisecracks, uproarious one-liners, full-color cartoons, and quotations from famous (and not-so-famous) wits. The hundreds of jokes and quips in Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work have been collected from more than eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazines and are guaranteed to brighten up your workday. You’ll find everything from outrageous resumes to creative excuses for calling in sick. So whether you suffer from an e-mail gone wrong, an irritating coworker, or a dreadful boss, you’ll see that laughter is the best medicine for all your work woes.
A survey sent out to our contractors posed the question, “What motivates you to come to work every day?” One guy answered, “Probation officer.”
—E. Hewitt
One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is “Position Wanted.” One job seeker wrote “Sitting.”
—Flo Traywick, Lynchburg, Virginia
What do you call twin policemen? Copies.
—Tyler Meason
My sister Angela was impressed by a job applicant’s confidence. “How will you gain your coworkers’ respect?” she asked. The reply: “Mainly through my misdemeanor.”
—Gretchen Duff, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem. “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”
—Angie Bulakites
My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one.
“Why don’t you work for your mother?” I suggested.
He shook his head. “I can’t,” he said. “Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives.”
“Who made up that ridiculous rule?”
“My mother.”
—Doug Barilla, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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From Humor to Inspiration: Jokes, Reflections and Quotes to Enliven Your Day
“From Humor to Inspiration”, by noted pastor and speaker Fr. Mathew Vellankal is a rare blend of laughter-inducing jokes and soul-searching reflections. Humor is the best antidote to boredom. Humor is a great leveler — it cuts through class, status, position or other ranks. Ability to laugh at the funny stories and trifles about others will help us also to laugh at our own foibles and mistakes, to rid ourselves of our false ego. Humor can help remove anxiety and tension. I would say a chuckle in time can save you a few wrinkles on your forehead; a hearty laugh might help ward off even a heart attack! From Humor to Inspiration takes you beyond mere lung- splitting laughter. It leads you to ponder on the more precious values that guide our life. The inspirational messages and thought provoking reflections, apt quotations from Scriptures and pithy sayings in the book help one to look at life with a totally new perspective.
Lawyers 2016 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
Now in its eighteenth edition, this popular day-to-day features jokes, quips, crazy laws, and absurd lawsuits that are sure to bring back a verdict of “funny.”
No one in the legal profession will have an objection to the daily sampling of humor compiled in this Lawyers 2016 calendar—even when it’s at their expense. Now in its eighteenth edition, this popular day-to-day features jokes, quips, crazy laws, and absurd lawsuits that are sure to bring back a verdict of “funny.”
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- Occupational Humor
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A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Jokes Live!
Even more of a good thing: the latest collection of knee-slappers, toe-tappers, and groaners from A Prairie Home Companion Joke Shows.
What does IDK stand for?” “I don’t know.” “OMG, nobody does!”. . . . What is a hippie’s wife called? Mississippi.. . . . What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Jokes are made for sharing, and everyone loves to laugh. This nonstop collection gathers the best jokes from the most recent Joke Show (11/4/2014) plus special joke segments from 2011 to the present, all recorded before live before doubled-over audiences in Minneapolis, St. Paul, and New York.. Performers include show regulars—Garrison Keillor, Sue Scott, Tim Russell, Tom Keith and Richard Dworsky—along with special guests. There’s music from the Guy’s All-Star Shoe Band, a bucketful of Halloween jokes, a musical tribute to bad jokes, a celebration of Jewish Jokes from New York radio legend Larry Josephson, Ole and Lena jokes, a Guy Noir sketch, Dusty and Lefty, and of course, even more jokes.
Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons
If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, it’s the holidays in America—and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with America’s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognize—and love:
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck
Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened,
it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn’t thrilled with the ratio
of toys to clothes he’d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs,
I called out, “Hey, where are you going?”
“To my room,” he said, “to play with my new socks.”
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” —Joan Rivers
Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader’s Digest)
More than 600 jokes, gags and laugh lines. Drawn from one of the most popular features of Reader’s Digest magazine, this collection of jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life is just what the doctor ordered.
Comedy Comes Clean: A Hilarious Collection of Wholesome Jokes, Quotes, and One-Liners
Including a hilarious collection of quotable, laugh-out-loud humor, this book covers everything from family life to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. More than 50 voices ranging from the timeless–Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart–to the contemporary–Steven Wright and Jay Leno–to rising stars like Brad Stine and Robert G. Lee are featured.
Nurses 2016 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
Nurses know to expect the unexpected. After all, the term “typical day” seldom applies. On the action-packed front lines of patient care, nurses see and hear some downright peculiar stuff–all the while maintaining composure and administering comfort.
This calendar rewards nurses with a daily, well-deserved mental-health break, each page greeting them with a joke, quote, or anecdote that’s sure to make them smile.
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- Occupational Humor
- Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Joel Osteen Quotes & Joel Osteen Jokes – Double Combo Pack: 2 Best Selling Books in One (Joel’s Gems)
Joel Osteen is one of the most inspirational speakers of our time. He feeds my spirit on a regular basis and now you too can enjoy the words of Joel Osteen in bite size pieces in this Double Combo Pack of Joel Osteen Quotes and Joel Osteen Jokes that I (Don Pasco) have personally selected for you! Yes! In this Double Combo Pack I have combined two of my bestselling books together. Now you can enjoy both the inspiration of Joel’s quotes and also the amusing short, clean jokes that Joel loves to tell. Audio and Video Bonus Offer inside Inside this book, for a Limited time, purchasers can also take advantage of a bonus offer and receive an AUDIO version AND a VIDEO version of the Joel Osteen Jokes book absolutely Free! What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen “Quotes” Book: I want to thank God for using you to inspire me. This book was very uplifting for me. As Christians sometimes we may not know where we stand or what we have a right to and this book opens your mind to see past yourself. This book is a great tool to assist in taking my eyes off the negative things in my life and focus on the positive… And without a doubt your book is surely one of those tools… Matys review I love his quotes. Seems to cover every aspect of life. It’s simple and to the point… By Linda L. (Idaho, USA) What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen “Jokes” Book: This little book by Don Pasco is a joy to read, especially if you are a fan of Joel Osteen. His messages each week start off with a clean, funny joke, and it really breaks the ice for some people who would normally not tune in to a TV preacher. Joel’s personality is great-he always has a smile and an inspiring word. If you are a person who feels negative when you think of TV pastors, I encourage you to watch Joel one time and see if you feel the same. I think he will bless you, and thanks to Don for writing this book. By Terri (Scottsburg, Indiana) My husband and I had a very good time reading this book. The jokes are great, and we had some good laughs together. Our favorite joke was the one with Satan himself turning up for a Sunday morning church service. We found it in the chapter: “Miscellaneuos”. Highly recommended! By Lis S.