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Teachers 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

The Teachers 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes is filled with the stuff that teachers love: silly jokes, inspirational quotes, amusing stories, an clever ideas that make their important jobs a little bit easier and lot more fun.

Each page of this colorful daily calendar features such entries as #teacherproblems, True Tales, Children’s Books: Legendary Lines, “Technically Correct” Test Answers, Being a Teacher’s Kid, Any Excuse for a Class Party!, or Bulletin Board Blurbs.

As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, lists, quotes, activities, tips, and trivia.

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Nurses 2019 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

Nursing a sense of humor remains as vital as ever to the unsung caregivers who joined Florence Nightingale in her calling. After all, in a typical day nurses see and hear some downright crazy stuff—all while maintaining a calm, professionalism, even when they feel like cracking up.
 

The Nurses 2019 Calendar rewards nurses with a daily mental-health break, each page greeting them with a medical joke, quote, or anecdote that’s sure to make them smile.
As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, lists, activities, tips, and trivia.

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Feel Free to Quote Me Volume II: 365 additional days of anecdotes, apostrophes, and antagonistic commentary.

An unrelenting ode to obscenity, “Feel Free to Quote Me Volume II” is just as original, offensive, and on point as the first. Within these pages, you’ll find 365 reasons why they call him “The Captain.” Get a copy for yourself, a copy for a friend, and an extra copy for when your first copy is stolen, a.k.a. “permanently borrowed.”

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Secret Stories of Disneyland: Trivia Notes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

The Happiest Trivia on Earth

Disneyland has a lot to hide. Well, that sounds nefarious, so how about, Disneyland has a lot for you to discover. And I don’t mean wait times and ride descriptions. I mean the deep, rich, hidden legacy of the park. Its real secrets.

No one knows Disney history better than Disney historian Jim Korkis. In this book, the latest in his best-selling “Secret Stories” series, he unearths still more theme park gold and presents it in bite-sized stories that you can enjoy while waiting in line, sitting in a monorail, or whenever you have a few moments to fill with fresh Disney knowledge.

With over 90 “mini chapters”, organized by theme park “land”, plus a special section devoted to some of the attractions that exist beyond the berm, you’re sure to discover new lore about the happiest place on earth.

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Nurses 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

The Nurses 2018 Calendar rewards today’s nurses with a daily mental-health break, as each page greets them with a medical joke, quote, or anecdote that’s sure to make them smile.
 

The calendar also reminds them that even when it’s hours until the next shift change, when patients freak out, doctors push boundaries, or insurance red tape tests their resolve, nurses still know: “We can do it!”
 

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The Traveling Curmudgeon: Irreverent Notes, Quotes, and Anecdotes on Dismal Destinations, Excess Baggage, the Full Upright Position, and Other Reasons Not to Go There

On the theory that an account of a pleasant journey is best not thrust upon friends and strangers, that a disaster makes for a more entertaining story, here is a gathering of quotes, commentary, and anecdotes about the travails of travel, the downright strangeness of foreign places, and rueful encounters on the road. Abetted by a parade of well-known curmudgeons, Jon Winokur offers a thousand reasons not to go there. The Traveling Curmudgeon proves that travel and all things related to going from here to there — destinations, the locals, the tourists, the food, the accommodations, and, oh my god, the souvenirs we drag home — are all grist for a very entertaining mill.

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Advice to Writers: A Compendium of Quotes, Anecdotes, and Writerly Wisdom from a Dazzling Array of Literary Lights

In Advice to Writers, Jon Winokur, author of the bestselling The Portable Curmudgeon, gathers the counsel of more than four hundred celebrated authors in a treasury on the world of writing. Here are literary lions on everything from the passive voice to promotion and publicity: James Baldwin on the practiced illusion of effortless prose, Isaac Asimov on the despotic tendencies of editors, John Cheever on the perils of drink, Ivan Turgenev on matrimony and the Muse. Here, too, are the secrets behind the sleight-of-hand practiced by artists from Aristotle to Rita Mae Brown. Sagacious, inspiring, and entertaining, Advice to Writers is an essential volume for the writer in every reader.”The only way to write is well and how you do it is your own damn business.” –A.J. Liebling

There are at least as many theories about writing as there are writers to expound them. In Advice to Writers Jon Winokur has collected some of the best bons mots ever penned on the literary life. In chapters covering such diverse topics as agents, publishers, critics, and process, Winokur lets writers speak for themselves–and often the advice is contradictory: “The professional guts a book through–in full knowledge that what he is doing is not very good. Not to work is to exhibit a failure of nerve,” John Gregory Dunne opines. “It would be wisest not to worry too much about the sterile periods. They ventilate the subject and instill into it the reality of daily life,” André Gide ripostes. There is advice on grammar and style, on dialogue, plot, and character, and also on topics such as occupational hazards and drink (surely a subset of those hazards). “Write first, drink later,” Patrick McGrath suggests. “To write you must be warm, fed, loved and sober.” (Poet and essayist Philip Larkin, on the other hand, advises, “Get stewed: Books are a load of crap.”)

Novices looking for practical information on the nuts and bolts of the business may not find it here. On the other hand, advice from the likes of David Remnick, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Toni Morrison, Maxwell Perkins, Isaac Asimov, Samuel Johnson, Calvin Trillin, P.D. James, and many, many other professional scribes can serve to inspire. At the very least, this potpourri of words to the wise will keep the incipient writer amused between drafts. –Alix Wilber

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Lawyers 2016 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

Now in its eighteenth edition, this popular day-to-day features jokes, quips, crazy laws, and absurd lawsuits that are sure to bring back a verdict of “funny.”

No one in the legal profession will have an objection to the daily sampling of humor compiled in this Lawyers 2016 calendar—even when it’s at their expense.  Now in its eighteenth edition, this popular day-to-day features jokes, quips, crazy laws, and absurd lawsuits that are sure to bring back a verdict of “funny.”

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