This fun and informative calendar is perfect for that favorite teacher.
Each daily page of the Teachers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar features charming and colorful art and a quote, tip, story, or running joke like these: Quick Funnies for Busy Teachers, Handy Homework Excuses, Things Parents Won’t Tell Teachers, and Things a Teacher Wouldn’t Say. Have you ever heard a teacher say, “I know the material. I just don’t do well writing the test questions”? Not a chance!
This day-to-day calendar is filled with the best law humor, quotes, jokes, crazy lawsuits, and insightful interrogations providing lawyers with much needed laughs–even when the humor is directed at them.
A lawyer’s day can be exhausting, stressful, and jampacked. With long hours spent in the courtroom and in the office, they have to practically schedule a time to laugh. The Lawyers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar, filled with the best law humor, quotes, jokes, crazy lawsuits, and insightful interrogations makes it easy. Even when the humor is directed at them, it provides a welcome break and sure beats pouring over some boring legal brief.
Picture this: it’s Saturday afternoon, and you’re putting the finishing touches on tomorrow’s sermon. You’ve been thinking, researching, and praying about this message all week, and thankfully, feel prepared. That is, except for one small detail–you aren’t sure how to begin.
For more than 30 years, Tony Evans has been connecting with audiences around the world. Now his tools are available for you. Don’t leave your listeners to connect the dots. Let Tony Evans’ Book of Illustrations help you illustrate your point in a way they can’t forget.
The dedicated, capable, caring individuals who choose nursing as a career have few delusions of grandeur–they decide to be nurses because they legitimately want to help people. The Nurses 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar rewards these giving individuals with laughter and grins inspired by its amusing anecdotes, uplifting quotes, funny jokes, and entertaining medical tales.
Bring a smile to a nurse’s face each day with an amusing anecdote, uplifting quote, funny joke, or entertaining medical tale. The Nurses 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a daily mental-health break even when it’s still hours until the next shift change.
Diogenes the Cynic is famed for walking the streets with a lamp in daylight, looking for an honest man. His biting wit and eccentric behavior were legendary, and it was by means of his renowned aphorisms that his moral teachings were transmitted. He scorned the conventions of civilized life, and his ascetic lifestyle and caustic opinions informed the Cynic philosophy and later influenced Stoicism. This unique edition also covers his immediate successors, such as Crates, his wife Hipparchia, and the witty moral preacher Bion. The contrasting teachings of the Cyrenaic school, founded by Aristippos, a pleasure-loving friend of Socrates, complete the volume, together with a selection of apocryphal letters.
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