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Kill All the Lawyers

They are the legal world’s oddest couple: a shorts-and-sandals beach bum and a Coral Gables blue blood. The only thing keeping them together is that they’re on the same side.

Why does an ex-client want to kill Steve Solomon? Who doesn’t want to kill a lawyer? Still, a 300-pound marlin stuck in your front door is a weird death threat, even by south Florida standards. How can Steve Solomon explain to his partner why an ex-client wants him dead? When Victoria Lord learns the reason, she’s angry enough to murder her law partner, too, or at least break up Solomon & Lord.

But while a psychopathic ex-con comes between the squabbling Miami lawyers, his real target catches them both off guard.

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Lawyers 2016 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

Now in its eighteenth edition, this popular day-to-day features jokes, quips, crazy laws, and absurd lawsuits that are sure to bring back a verdict of “funny.”

No one in the legal profession will have an objection to the daily sampling of humor compiled in this Lawyers 2016 calendar—even when it’s at their expense.  Now in its eighteenth edition, this popular day-to-day features jokes, quips, crazy laws, and absurd lawsuits that are sure to bring back a verdict of “funny.”

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Uncle Anthony’s Unabridged Analogies, 4th: Quotes, Proverbs, Blessings & Toasts for Lawyers, Lecturers & Laypeople

This latest edition of Uncle Anthony’s Unabridged Analogies provides a unique collection of more than 30,000 useful proverbs, quotations, toasts, and other famous sayings. Organized by topic and author, and drawn from a wide range of time-honored sources, this updated volume now includes biographies for every author and a new section on movies about lawyers. Author Thomas Vesper added a new section of compelling quotes on the right to a civil jury trial that will help you drive home your point in court. New sections of quotes for use in openings and eulogies have also been added along with exceptional challenges for any writer or speaker. Collected over 40 years, these maxims, perfect zingers, and final words of wisdom have been compiled into a helpful resource for lawyers or lecturers to use when writing and speaking on both everyday and legal topics, or for any person looking to sum up an idea in a few well-chosen words. Features include a new section on movies about lawyers and a new section of quotes on the right to a civil jury trial. The title organizes quotes by topic and then by sources within each topic. New sections of quotes on openings and eulogies have been added for speakers and writers facing this challenge. It features biographies for every author and source to provide context for the reader and includes a topical index and an author index for easy reference

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Lawyers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

This day-to-day calendar is filled with the best law humor, quotes, jokes, crazy lawsuits, and insightful interrogations providing lawyers with much needed laughs–even when the humor is directed at them.

A lawyer’s day can be exhausting, stressful, and jampacked. With long hours spent in the courtroom and in the office, they have to practically schedule a time to laugh. The Lawyers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar, filled with the best law humor, quotes, jokes, crazy lawsuits, and insightful interrogations makes it easy. Even when the humor is directed at them, it provides a welcome break and sure beats pouring over some boring legal brief.

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