An unrelenting ode to obscenity, “Feel Free to Quote Me Volume II” is just as original, offensive, and on point as the first. Within these pages, you’ll find 365 reasons why they call him “The Captain.” Get a copy for yourself, a copy for a friend, and an extra copy for when your first copy is stolen, a.k.a. “permanently borrowed.”
New York Times best-selling author Rob Bell, using his inspired and inquisitive approach, focuses on the most widely read book of all time. He provides surprising insights and answers about how the Bible actually works as a source of faith and guidance, showing a brand-new way of interpreting this sacred text.
Rob Bell, the beloved author of Love Wins and What We Talk About When We Talk About God, goes deep into the Bible to show how it is more revelatory, revolutionary, and relevant than we ever imagined – and offers a cogent argument for why we need to look at it in a fresh, new way.
In Love Wins, Rob Bell confronted the troubling questions that many people of faith were afraid to ask about heaven, hell, fate, and faith. Using the same inspired, inquisitive approach, he now turns to our most sacred book, the Bible. What Is the Bible? provides insights and answers that make clear why the Bible is so revered and what makes it truly inspiring and essential to our lives.
Rob takes us deep into actual passages to reveal the humanity behind the Scriptures. You cannot get to the holy without going through the human, Rob tells us. When considering a passage, we shouldn’t ask, ‘Why did God say…?’ To get to the heart of the Bible’s meaning, we should be asking, ‘What’s the story that’s unfolding here, and why did people find it important to tell it? What was it that moved them to record these words? What was happening in the world at that time? What does this passage/story/poem/verse/book tell us about how people understood who they were and who God was at that time?’ In asking these questions, Rob goes beyond the one-dimensional question of ‘is it true?’ to reveal the Bible’s authentic transformative power.
Rob addresses the concerns of all those who see the Bible as God’s word but are troubled by the ethical dilemmas, errors, and inconsistencies in Scripture. With What Is the Bible?, he recaptures the good book’s magic and reaffirms its power and inspiration to shape and inspire our lives today.
“We are professionals. Though not specifically professionals in the field of ‘psychology’ or ‘psychiatry,’ we are both highly paid actors and comedians, and as such know more about neuroses than you could possibly imagine. . . .”
If you’re tired of following the rules, dating people from Mars and Venus, gorging on chicken soup for your soul, or getting lost on a road less traveled, then it’s time you listened to Ben Stiller and Janeane Garofalo, two people who actually sweat the small stuff . . . because, let’s face it, if your body doesn’t sweat, it dies–much like Ben and Janeane’s train wreck of a relationship many years ago. From that experience came wisdom and self-reproachment. Now, in Feel This Book, they tackle the tough questions:
– Is love necessary?
– How can I make money off my spouse?
– Compassion–is it overrated?
– Why can’t I sleep around and still love you?
– How many times have you told your significant other that you would pick up something for dinner on your way home from the office, and next thing you knew you’re at an all-night eatery with some hermaphrodite you found on the strip, having eggs and bacon at three in the morning?
Through helpful tips, completely fabricated case studies, the six laws of spiritual success, the fourteen by-laws of spiritual awakening, and the twenty-three addendums and sub-laws regarding anything spiritual and successful, Stiller and Garofalo teach such valuable lessons as:
– When it comes to family, grasp onto the blame and don’t let go
– Make the connection . . . between Deepak and Tupac
– Your mother lied; looks are everything, and the sooner you submit and stop denying the inevitable, the happier you will be
– And much more!
Feel This Book. Let it be your path, your compass, your sensible shoes, your Frappuccino®. It’s what self-help was meant to be.A warning to readers: though Ben Stiller (Flirting with Disaster) and Janeane Garofalo (The Truth About Cats and Dogs) used to be a couple, do not confuse their advice book with Chicken Soup for the Couple’s Soul. This is more of a cross between James Thurber and E.B. White’s satirical Is Sex Necessary? and MTV’s Beavis and Butt-Head: Chicken Soup for the Butt.
The ex-couple give us alternating chapters of remarkably rambling, extravagantly ironic, showbiz-insider’s philosophical musings, but they do discuss their actual relationship, just to let you know where they stand–right on your funny bone, exerting maximum pressure until you beg for mercy. After their breakup, writes Garofalo, “We agreed that in the future we would only meet for professional purposes, or if we were drunk and felt like having emotionally destructive sex.”
This faux tome (also read by the authors on audiocassette) is a meeting of the minds for professional purposes. But again, don’t be fooled by what these wily authors say! The intriguing chapters referred to in the opening pages–“Why Can’t I Sleep Around and Still Love You?”; “How to Fake an Orgasm to Show Your Love, or The Art of the Squeal”; “Negotiating with God for What You Want–and Getting It!”; “Pros and (Very Few) Cons of a Third Party in the Bedroom”–these chapters do not in fact exist! What does exist is a dog’s breakfast of jokes from a pair of clowns. Read it and weep, but heed it at your peril. –Tim Appelo
Mastering Motivation is a practical book with a collection of 40 things that anyone from anywhere can use to evoke a powerful dose of motivation. If you are stuck in a rut, looking for a way to spice up your life or you just want to start your day off on a positive note, this is the guide you should be spending your time on. It is a short read that encourages self development through internal and external forces.
The enemy wants us to feel rejected…left out, lonely, and less than. When we allow him to speak lies through our rejection, he pickpockets our purpose. Cripples our courage. Dismantles our dreams. And blinds us to the beauty of Christ’s powerful love.
In Uninvited, Lysa shares her own deeply personal experiences with rejection―from the incredibly painful childhood abandonment by her father to the perceived judgment of the perfectly toned woman one elliptical over.
With biblical depth, gut-honest vulnerability, and refreshing wit, Lysa helps readers:
Release the desire to fall apart or control the actions of others by embracing God-honoring ways to process their hurt.Know exactly what to pray for the next ten days to steady their soul and restore their confidence.Overcome the two core fears that feed our insecurities by understanding the secret of belonging.Stop feeling left out and start believing that “set apart” does not mean “set aside.”End the cycle of perceived rejection by refusing to turn a small incident into a full blown issue.
The enemy wants us to feel rejected…left out, lonely, and less than. When we allow him to speak lies through our rejection, he pickpockets our purpose. Cripples our courage. Dismantles our dreams. And blinds us to the beauty of Christ’s powerful love.
In Uninvited, Lysa shares her own deeply personal experiences with rejection―from the incredibly painful childhood abandonment by her father to the perceived judgment of the perfectly toned woman one elliptical over.
With biblical depth, gut-honest vulnerability, and refreshing wit, Lysa helps readers:
Release the desire to fall apart or control the actions of others by embracing God-honoring ways to process their hurt.Know exactly what to pray for the next ten days to steady their soul and restore their confidence.Overcome the two core fears that feed our insecurities by understanding the secret of belonging.Stop feeling left out and start believing that “set apart” does not mean “set aside.”End the cycle of perceived rejection by refusing to turn a small incident into a full blown issue.
You can’t help feeling happy when you’re coloring these cheerful, feel good words and phrases!
Are “sweary word” adult coloring books not your thing? Have you had enough of the negativity and unpleasantness? Now you have an antidote to all that: OrnaMENTALs Feel Good Words. This all-ages coloring book contains 30 fun designs paired with inspirational words and phrases for your coloring enjoyment. It’s the anti-sweary coloring book!
These original, hand-crafted illustrations by Sue Chastain are digitally enhanced for crisp lines of the highest quality. Designs include: Smile Bloom Cheerful Sweet Dreams Power Soar Thank You Explore / Discover Sweet as Honey Seasons Shine Celebration Freedom Heart Throb Relax Wonder Follow Your Bliss Faith Hope Love Rise and Shine Fun in the Sun True Love Strength Breathe Unity Rooted in Love Simple Pleasures Helping Hands Redeemed + Bonus Pages and Color Test Sheets These pages are not meant to be kept in a book! That’s why each design is printed twice–once as a full page to color, and again in a smaller size for you to cut out and make into a greeting card.
What’s 3D about it? A subtle shadow effect is applied to specific elements to make them pop off the page a little. The shading effect will show through depending on what media is used. Though you may use any media for coloring this book, the 3D shading shows through the best when lighter colors of translucent media is used.
Pages range in difficulty from simple to moderately intricate and are suitable for all ages and skill levels. Coloring pages are single-sided.
What are you waiting for? Get your copy of OrnaMENTALs Feel Good Words… then relax, color, and get happy!
This range of Affirmation Journals serve as the ultimate tools for those serious about mastering affirmations in order to create positive change. You’re not just reading about it… you’re doing it!
Are you tired of practicing affirmations with hit-or-miss results? Maybe you want to learn more about this Law of Attraction technique and see what it can do for you? Use the powerful effects of gratitude combined with the tried-and-tested technique of affirmations to permanently change your self-love and confidence mindset.
This journal-style book is packed full of affirmations you can use over the course of 100 days to do just this. The thorough method contained within this book will wedge your new beliefs about yourself deep into your subconscious. Plus you can use this book to uncover hidden beliefs that are blocking your path to the real you. Track your progress by recording ‘Little Love Moments’ and see the results of your practice. Re-wire your brain in a fun, inspiring way!
From the creator of Gratitude Journal: 100 Days Of Gratitude Will Change Your Life. Natalie L Fox uses Gratitude and the Law of Attraction to bring about powerful change in people’s lives. Find out more by visiting www.natalielouisefox.com
Feel sexy, confident, and desirable with this hypnosis program from Rachael Meddows.
Get over self-doubt and limiting beliefs about yourself and your body, and embrace your sexiness. You are attractive, worthwhile, and incredible…it’s time to start feeling that way!
Amazing benefits of this program include:
Incredible confidence and self-esteem Positive body image building Elimination of limiting self-beliefs Better sleep and deep relaxation Empowering mindset for success and happiness Less stress and anxiety Feeling sexy and desirable
Rachael Meddows is a world-renowned hypnotherapist and author who has helped millions of people worldwide. With this incredible new program, create positive self-beliefs and empowering self-talk that will make you feel great. Get rid of the inner voice that criticizes you…empower yourself and feel sexy and confident!
Rachael has designed this program for listeners of any age, no matter your level of hypnosis experience. We recommend listening to this audiobook for 21 days in a row to get the most out of your listening experience. Listen to at least one of the induction tracks per day, and if you fall asleep, that’s okay. This program will work for you if you are awake or asleep.
This soothing hypnosis audiobook includes the following tracks:
Track 1: Feel Sexy, Desirable, and Confident – Garden Induction
Track 2: Subconscious Confidence Boost
Track 3: Feel Sexy, Desirable, and Confident – Beach Induction
Track 4: Deep Relaxation
Track 5: Feel Sexy, Desirable, and Confident – Staircase Induction
