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Nurses 2015 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

A nurse’s job seems to never end. Know-it-all doctors, difficult patients, and twelve-hour shifts sometimes test these nurturing souls.

Even on those exasperating days when it’s still hours until the next shift change, the Nurses calendar delivers a daily mental-health break with laughter and grins inspired by amusing anecdotes, uplifting quotes, funny jokes, and other entertaining medical tales.

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Teachers 2015 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

“Note posted on the classroom clock during finals: Tims is passing. Are you?” “I teach. What’s your superpower?” “What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.” These are just a few of the charming and funny entries teachers will love in this A+ calendar.

Each colorful page of the Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes calendar features a quote, tip, story, or running gag such as T-shirts for Teachers, Moments That Make It All Worthwhile, and Jokes for School Nurses.

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Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

 Teachers are some of the most beloved people in the world. This book is a natural gift for those cherished, favorite teachers.

 Inspirational and just plain fun, the words of celebrities, scholars, and comedians, coupled with the insight of students young and old, reveal teaching to be among the noblest of professions. Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes is a reminder of the importance of teachers – and the tough job they have in training young minds . . . while keeping their wits about them.

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The Tennis Book 1: Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes Wimbledon, the French Open and the Davis Cup

Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don’t even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder—‘what is this person thinking?’ The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don’t even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee’s to the tennis retiree’s. Includes records and stats for men’s, women’s and mixed team titles for Wimbledon.

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Jokes Quotes & Anecdotes

“Dan Goldsmith has compiled a volume of pure joy… Keep it close when your long hair has given way to a longing for hair… I’d take this book over Prozac any day.” Phil Callaway, Speaker and Author of “Laughing Matters.” Three Hills, AB (For more humor and laughs visit Phil’s website: http://www.laughagain.org) Dan Goldsmith has done a yeoman’s job of gathering far and wide over the years to bring us ‘the best of”… I think you’ll pick it up from time to time just for sheer enjoyment…” John Coulombe, Pastor, Senior Adults, First Evangelical Free Church, Fullerton, CA Leader, Speaker with CASA (Christian Association of Serving Adults) “Danny Goldsmith and I were young together as boys in Ontario. Now we are older and live far apart, but still friends who love to share memories, and to laugh… Danny’s book will help you to say thanks for the gift of laughter…” Leighton Ford, President, Leighton Ford Ministries, Charlotte, NC “A wonderful resource of quips and funny stories… You will thoroughly enjoy this treasure chest of senior’s wit and wisdom.” Allen Powles, Pastor to Seniors and Adult Ministries, Beulah Alliance Church, Edmonton, AB “Jokes, Quotes, & Anecdotes is a helpful book for and about 55+ folks. It is not offensive nor does it downgrade older people. Once you start it, you must turn to the next page for your interest has been caught…” Timothy Starr, Pastor to Seniors, The People’s Church, Toronto, ON

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Teachers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

This fun and informative calendar is perfect for that favorite teacher.

Each daily page of the Teachers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar features charming and colorful art and a quote, tip, story, or running joke like these: Quick Funnies for Busy Teachers, Handy Homework Excuses, Things Parents Won’t Tell Teachers, and Things a Teacher Wouldn’t Say. Have you ever heard a teacher say, “I know the material. I just don’t do well writing the test questions”? Not a chance!

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Lawyers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

This day-to-day calendar is filled with the best law humor, quotes, jokes, crazy lawsuits, and insightful interrogations providing lawyers with much needed laughs–even when the humor is directed at them.

A lawyer’s day can be exhausting, stressful, and jampacked. With long hours spent in the courtroom and in the office, they have to practically schedule a time to laugh. The Lawyers 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar, filled with the best law humor, quotes, jokes, crazy lawsuits, and insightful interrogations makes it easy. Even when the humor is directed at them, it provides a welcome break and sure beats pouring over some boring legal brief.

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Nurses 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes

The dedicated, capable, caring individuals who choose nursing as a career have few delusions of grandeur–they decide to be nurses because they legitimately want to help people. The Nurses 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar rewards these giving individuals with laughter and grins inspired by its amusing anecdotes, uplifting quotes, funny jokes, and entertaining medical tales.

Bring a smile to a nurse’s face each day with an amusing anecdote, uplifting quote, funny joke, or entertaining medical tale. The Nurses 2014 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a daily mental-health break even when it’s still hours until the next shift change.