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Kids Quotes Journal: Record Hilarious, Cheeky, Silly, Wise Positive & Shocking Random Things Your Children Say, Memorable Collection Of Words To … 6×9 inches Paperback (Parenting) (Volume 3)

Parents everywhere knows it’s true that kids really do say the darndest things and these words are worth recording. Use this handy book to collect all the memorable things your child say when you least expect it. You will have fun reading through years to come. It will also serve as a keepsake to pass as gift to your child when they become grown-ups and can also be passed down to your grandchildren to have a good laugh at what their mum and dad were up to at their age :

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Personalisation Page 100 quotes pages with sections for date, Who said it, where, when age of child and what was said 10 Notes pages to record other memory events / attach pics Generous spaces for you to write out what was said Portable size 6×9 inches (15.24 x 22.86cm)

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Comedy Comes Clean: A Hilarious Collection of Wholesome Jokes, Quotes, and One-Liners

Including a hilarious collection of quotable, laugh-out-loud humor, this book covers everything from family life to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. More than 50 voices ranging from the timeless–Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart–to the contemporary–Steven Wright and Jay Leno–to rising stars like Brad Stine and Robert G. Lee are featured.

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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com

ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

• God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
— Robin Williams
• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde
• The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
— Homer Simpson
• When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was “Always.”
— Rita Rudner
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns

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What’s So Funny?: My Hilarious Life

Six-time Emmy Award–winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history,few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There’s nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain — and in his first-ever memoir, What’s So Funny?, that’s exactly what he does. From his pranks in small Ohio classrooms to his performances on national television and movies, Tim has been cracking people up for more than seventy years. Long regarded as one of the funniest comedians around, Tim also boasts an inspiring rags-to-riches story. What’s So Funny? captures Tim’s journey from life as an only child raised by loving but outrageous parents in small-town Ohio during the Great Depression, to his tour of duty in the Army — which would become training for his later role in McHale’s Navy — to his ascent as a national star and household name. By tracing his early path, this audiobook reveals the origins of many of Tim’s unforgettable characters — from Mr. Tudball and the Oldest Man to Mickey Hart to everyone’s favorite, Dorf. What’s So Funny? shares the hilarious accounts of the glory days of The Carol Burnett Show and his famous partnerships with entertainment greats like Harvey Korman, Don Knotts, Dick Van Dyke, Betty White, Vicki Lawrence, Bob Newhart, and of course, Carol Burnett. As a bonus, listeners will enjoy never-before-shared stories of hilarious behind-the-scenes antics on McHale’s Navy and The Carol Burnett Show.

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Quote Junkie Funny Edition: Hundreds Of Hilarious Quotes By Some Of The Most Serious Men And Women In The History Of The World

Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world! The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share these quotes with your coworkers, friends, and family.