ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.
God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
Homer Simpson
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.”
Rita Rudner
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
Great collection of quotes I just received “The 2320 Funniest Quotes” by Tom Corr and had to put it down after a while to recover from laughing so much! What a fabulous collection on so many different topics and nationalities!! Ranging from Hollywood, Forgiveness,Fashion, Health and Sickness to Proverbs, Televison, Weather and History… to mention just a few. What an accomplishment to find so many quotes about so many different areas of life. It’s also a great reference guide to select some quotes for anyone who likes…
Perfect Addition to Your Quotes Library As a quotes junkie, I have a ton of scribbled quotes all over the house; but unfortunately some are lost forever. So it’s nice to have a published compilation I won’t lose and that I can delve into, time and time again. Tom Corr has done an excellent job in what would have been a mammoth task in collecting, verifying, and categorizing more than 2,320 humorous quotes – in diverse areas such as animals, chocolate, education, happiness, life, music, pessimists, friends, and everything else in…