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Find that cute little quip to underscore an important point in a talk or search for filler for that newsletter in this compilation of 14,000 one-liners. Presented in alphabetical order by topic, it s easy to find what you re looking for many topics have over 100 quips and one-liners. Whether you re seeking a little humor or something more thought-provoking, it s all here in “14,000 Quips and Quotes.” This book is a valuable resource tool for any speaker, teacher or writer.”
Including a hilarious collection of quotable, laugh-out-loud humor, this book covers everything from family life to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. More than 50 voices ranging from the timeless–Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart–to the contemporary–Steven Wright and Jay Leno–to rising stars like Brad Stine and Robert G. Lee are featured.
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Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.
God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
Robin Williams
Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
Homer Simpson
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.”
Rita Rudner
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
