Tag: Funny
Witty Lines: 300 Funny Quotes From Real Smart People
Focused on helping you live a relaxed life, WITTY LINES is a unique collection of the best inspirational and mature funny words ever spoken or written. Every page is alive with vivid images, and inspirational words – perfect as a compact read, funny read, coffee table book, conversation starter, icebreaker, bedtime read, pick-me-up book, and motivational gift for all ages and everyone. WITTY LINE is funny, mature, and a pleasure to read! Live. Love. Inspire. Dare to live a fully-fulfilled life! Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts – E. B. White If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything – William Lyon Phelps Only the mediocre are always at their best – Jean Giraudoux Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively – Laurence J. Peter I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her – Rodney Dangerfield If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. – Thomas Szasz
Funny Quotes From My Kid: Elephants Notebook | Record The Funny, Cheeky, Silly, Positive & Shocking Things Your Children Say | Memorable Collection … Words | 6” x 9″ (Parenting) (Volume 11)
Enjoy the experience of children growing up with this handy book to collect all the memorable things your child will come out with when you least expect it!
Have fun reading this book in years to come, when they start school or are off to college.
No matter the event, this book will have you smiling for years to come.
COVER
15.24 x 22.86 cm (6” x 9”)
Paperback.
INTERIOR
Personalisation Page
100 pages for quotes which include where, when and the age of the child.
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I’m a History Teacher I Can’t Stop Bringing Up the Past: Funny History Teacher Appreciation Gift, Teacher Notebook/Journal with Lined and Blank Pages
Show an awesome History Teacher how much you appreciate their hard work with this funny but useful History Teacher journal.
This journal has half lightly lined pages and half blank pages – perfect for classroom notes, lists, History problems, ideas or doodles.
Features:
Lines on one side, blank on the opposite side
Soft matte cover with blackboard and chalk funny teacher quote.
Size is 6×9 perfect for purses, bags or desks.
This under ten dollar gift for teachers is a perfect for:
History Teacher appreciation week gift
End of year History teacher gift
History Teacher Christmas gift
History Teacher gift for men
History Teacher gift for women
Mom or Dad History Teacher.
Kids Quotes Notebook: Colorful Design | Record The Funny, Cheeky, Silly, Positive & Shocking Things Your Children Say | Memorable Collection Journal … Words | 6” x 9” Small Paperback (Volume 1)
Enjoy the experience of children growing up with this handy book to collect all the memorable things your child will come out with when you least expect it!
Have fun reading this book in years to come, when they start school or are off to college.
No matter the event, this book will have you smiling for years to come.
COVER
15.24 x 22.86 cm (6” x 9”)
Paperback.
INTERIOR
Personalisation Page
100 pages for quotes which include where, when and the age of the child.
Please take a look at our Amazon store for other books that may suit your needs. Just search for Signature Kisses
Leaveland Sofa Bed Home Decor Festival Funny Quotes Polyester Throw Pillow Case Cushion Cover (Stay Weird) 20 x 20 Inches
Made of durable and soft Satin Fabric. It’s a zippered pillow case, with a zippered opening on the side. Please Note: Just one pillow cover, not include insert. There are slight difference between the picture and the real item caused by light brightness.
Product Features
- Made of durable and soft Satin Fabric.
- Size: 20 x 20 Inches(1 inch error range is allowed), print on one side.
- It’s a zippered pillow case, with a zippered opening on the side.
- Please Note: Just one pillow cover, not include insert.
- The real color may not be the exactly same as showing in the pictures due to the color difference of monitors.We hope you can understand.
Quotes for Sailors: Over a hundred inspiring and funny quotes for anyone serving in the Navy (Quotes for Military Personnel) (Volume 2)
Military life can be tough both mentally and physically and it requires a lot of motivation. This pocket-book is a little compilation of inspirational and funny quotes from famous figures throughout history. Whether you are a loved one, a soldier yourself or just need some inspiration during a tough time, you’ll find something in this book to pick you up and keep you going.
I Love Yoga Notebook: With Motivational, Inspirational and Funny Yoga Quotes
Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence!
Could you use a little motivation every now and then? How would you like to increase your creativity? To organize your life? Notebooks are a quick and effective way to easily accomplish all this and much more. If you love yoga, the I Love Yoga Notebookis a notebook that’s sure to help your mind, body and spirit. Imagine having your own genie to whisper inspirational phrases in your ear at the most opportune times. This notebook contains 100 inspirational yoga quotes you can read for inspiration and motivation when needed. This means you’ll spend more time enjoying yoga and have more peace and calm in your life. If you loved writing in notebooks and diaries in the past, recapture those feelings of creativity, inspiration, and passion with the I Love Yoga Notebook!
Increase Creativity
Writing by hand has been associated with boosting creativity. Whether you’re searching for the next big business idea or for creative ways to express your thoughts, writing in a notebook can give your creative juices more punch. This means coming up with better ideas more quickly and easier than before. Imagine the how a boost in creativity will make you feel at work, home or at school. Your next great idea may be write at the tips of your fingers waiting to be expressed on the pages of the I Love Yoga Notebook.
Improve Your Memory
Studies show that writing by hand with a pen or pencil improves the strength and length of memories. Manual note taking has an advantage over digital notes. The Association for Psychological Science proclaimed “taking notes by hand is better than taking notes on a laptop”. How will you take advantage of this knowledge to gain an edge on your competition at school, work, or business? How will better understanding make things better for you? Technology is designed to speed up tasks, not for user improvement. Remember, you’re not taking notes to refer to later, you’re writing it down to remember it now!Because you desire comprehension and understanding rather than simple transcription, the I Love Yoga Notebook is a must.
Achieve Your Goals and Organize Your Life
Write down accomplishments with your exercise habits, weight loss, and other life goals. Look back feel good about yourself and all you’ve done. Besides capturing goals and dreams, capture important tasks, notes, and phone numbers. Use the I Love Yoga Notebook to organize your life.
Evoke Mindfulness
Journaling tends to evoke a state of mindfulness in the writer. A greater state of mindfulness means a greater sense of well being, improved physical health, and improved mental health. This correlates to relief from depression, anxiety, and stress. How will you benefit from a greater state of mindfulness you achieve from journaling in the I Love Yoga Notebook?
What Really Matters?
Think about the importance of your birth certificate, marriage certificate, property deeds, or even the laws that govern our society…the stuff that really matters goes onto paper! Stop limiting yourself and start generating better ideas, more mindfulness, and greater organization now with the I Love Yoga Notebook.
Buy the I Love Yoga Notebook today, make what you write matter!
The Woman Who Met Her Match: A funny romantic comedy that will make you laugh out loud!
What if your first love came back on the scene…30 years later?
After yet another disaster, Lorrie is calling time on online dating. She might be single in her 40s, but she’s got a good job and wonderful children, and she’s happy. This, Lorrie decides, is going to have to be enough.
That is until she receives a very unexpected request from France. Antoine Rousseau, who had once turned a lonely French exchange trip into a summer of romance, wants to see her – after 30 years.
But Lorrie is a responsible woman. She can’t exactly run off to Nice with the man who broke her teenage heart…can she?
A wonderfully funny novel, perfect for fans of Jill Mansell, Joanna Bolouri and Milly Johnson.