Focused on helping you live a relaxed life, WITTY LINES is a unique collection of the best inspirational and mature funny words ever spoken or written. Every page is alive with vivid images, and inspirational words – perfect as a compact read, funny read, coffee table book, conversation starter, icebreaker, bedtime read, pick-me-up book, and motivational gift for all ages and everyone. WITTY LINE is funny, mature, and a pleasure to read! Live. Love. Inspire. Dare to live a fully-fulfilled life! Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts – E. B. White If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything – William Lyon Phelps Only the mediocre are always at their best – Jean Giraudoux Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively – Laurence J. Peter I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her – Rodney Dangerfield If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. – Thomas Szasz
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Five Stars AWESOME STUFF!!!! I NEED MORE< MORE MORE Thank you.