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Witty Lines: 300 Funny Quotes From Real Smart People

Focused on helping you live a relaxed life, WITTY LINES is a unique collection of the best inspirational and mature funny words ever spoken or written. Every page is alive with vivid images, and inspirational words – perfect as a compact read, funny read, coffee table book, conversation starter, icebreaker, bedtime read, pick-me-up book, and motivational gift for all ages and everyone. WITTY LINE is funny, mature, and a pleasure to read! Live. Love. Inspire. Dare to live a fully-fulfilled life! Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts – E. B. White If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything – William Lyon Phelps Only the mediocre are always at their best – Jean Giraudoux Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively – Laurence J. Peter I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her – Rodney Dangerfield If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. – Thomas Szasz

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Pocket Coco Chanel Wisdom: Witty Quotes and Wise Words from a Fashion Icon (Pocket Wisdom)

Coco Chanel was one of the most renowned designers of her time, creating timeless pieces such as the little black dress, chic quilted handbags and, of course, Chanel No.5. Known for her strong beliefs and fearless attitude, Pocket Coco Chanel is a collection of some of her best quotes.

‘A woman should be two things: who and what she wants’

‘You live but once; you might as well be amusing.’ ‘Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.’

Inspirational, stylish and fun, this is the perfect gift for the fashionista in your life.

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Pocket Iris Wisdom: Witty Quotes & Wise Words from Iris Apfel

Be inspired by the wisdom of this fashion icon.

At 94, Iris Apfel is having the time of her life. Having made her name as an interior designer and fashion icon, she’s in demand as a model and her legions of fans love her ‘unsugared truths’.

Apfel is Manhattan’s oldest and coolest It girl and star of documentary ‘Iris’ by filmmaker Albert Maysles, which offers a unique perspective into the delightful life of a style legend.

Iris’s best quotes and life wisdom have been compiled here for your delectation and inspiration.

On Love: “I always say my husband has given me all the space I need, except in the closet.”

On Growing Older: “Getting older ain’t for sissies, I’ll tell you.”

On Style: “If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.”

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The Art of Witty Banter: Be Clever, Be Quick, Be Interesting – Create Captivatin

Learn conversational agility to think quickly on your feet, be incredibly smooth, funny, and clever – all at once. Goodbye awkward silences! No matter where you lie on the spectrum of awkward to engaging, witty banter is always the end goal – and it should be. Witty banter, and all the steps that lead to it, allows you to (1) disarm and connect with anyone, (2) immediately exit boring small talk mode, and (3) instantly build rapport like you’re old friends. Flow with the conversational twists and turns like water. The Art of Witty Banter is a book that carefully examines the art, nuance, and mechanics of banter and charm to make you witty comeback machine, the likes of which your friends have never seen. You’ll be able to handle, defend, disarm, and engage others in a way that makes you comfortable and confident with each growing day. Transform interview conversations to comfortable rapport. Patrick King is an internationally bestselling author and social skills and conversation coach. As someone who teaches people to speak for a living, he’s broken wit and banter down to a science and given you real guidelines on what to say and when. Make a sharp, smart, and savvy impression – every time. There’s no guesswork here – you’ll get exact examples and phrases to plug into your daily conversations. 18 specific points to up your charisma quotient. How will you be clever, be quick, and be interesting? •Why the questions you use make people freeze. •How to master teasing, witty comebacks, and initiating jokes and humor. •What free association is and how it makes you quick-witted. •How to create an instant “in-group” and inside joke with someone. As well as: •The reactions and exact phrases to make yourself be heard. •How to create your Conversation Resume. •The best types of compliments to give and what you’re doing wrong. •What a fallback story is and how it can save you. Conversation is the key to all that you want in life. Make the most out of them and specialize in witty banter. If you can roll with any punch, be quick and lively, and make it look effortless, what would that say about you? You’ll have a waiting list for your new friends! Make the best impression on your first try, and never be worried that you’re boring anyone again. Click the BUY NOW button at the top right of this page!

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Pocket Kim Wisdom: Witty Quotes and Wise Words from Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has something to say on everything – from fashion and style to sex, talent, and even baby names!

Widely known as the trailblazer of the “selfie movement”, Kim Kardashian is recognizably one of the most iconic celebrities in the world. Now you too can benefit from the wisdom and insights that have helped her climb to this dizzy height.

On her fears: “Stretchmarks are my biggest fear of life.”

On blessings: “I feel really blessed because I genuinely love the process of getting my hair and makeup done.”

On her lack of tattoos: “Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?!”

This crucial life advice is available in a compact gift book format.

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Pocket Kanye Wisdom: Witty Quotes and Wise Words from Kanye West

“I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never beable to see myself perform live.”I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.”If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need toappreciate every moment. A lot of people don’t appreciate the momentuntil it’s passed.”I don’t know what’s better: gettin’ laid or gettin’ paid.”Uncredited inventor of leather jogging bottoms, husband to KimKardashian, rapper, songwriter, record producer and notoriousinterrupter of Grammy acceptance speeches – Kanye West has a lot ofwisdom to share with the world.Renowned for his outrageous self-confidence, his shameless honesty,and his sometimes downright astonishing remarks, Kanye West hassomething to say on everything – from music, fashion and sex tomortality, creativity and even fur pillows.In Pocket Kanye Wisdom, Kanye’s best quotes have been compiledinto a handy pocket-sized edition, perfect for reading on the go.Whether you’re in need of an injection of self-confidence, some styleadvice, or just a good laugh at some shocking proclamations, this isthe book for you.

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Pocket Dolly Wisdom: Witty Quotes and Wise Words from Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton – or the ‘Dolly Lama’, as she has been called – is renowned for her hilarious quotes, witty one-liners and self-deprecating humour. In Pocket Dolly Wisdom, the Queen of Country’s best quotes have been compiled into a handy pocket-sized edition, perfect for reading on the go. So if you’re feeling blue, need a laugh, a hug, or some solid Southern advice, this is the book for you. From love to diets, life advice and more, there’s something for every Dolly fan.