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Witty Lines: 300 Funny Quotes From Real Smart People

Focused on helping you live a relaxed life, WITTY LINES is a unique collection of the best inspirational and mature funny words ever spoken or written. Every page is alive with vivid images, and inspirational words – perfect as a compact read, funny read, coffee table book, conversation starter, icebreaker, bedtime read, pick-me-up book, and motivational gift for all ages and everyone. WITTY LINE is funny, mature, and a pleasure to read! Live. Love. Inspire. Dare to live a fully-fulfilled life! Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts – E. B. White If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything – William Lyon Phelps Only the mediocre are always at their best – Jean Giraudoux Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively – Laurence J. Peter I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her – Rodney Dangerfield If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse. – Thomas Szasz

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Movie Quotes for All Occasions: Unforgettable Lines for Life’s BIggest Moments

We all do it. Every day, with or without noticing, you quote movies. Hit a search engines and you kind find thousands of lists of the best movie quotes of all time. From Rhett Butler to Obi-Wan Kenobi, movie quotes have become an integral part of expression.
However, the movie quotes that often show up on these “best of” lists rarely lend themselves to important moments in life. Nor are they meant to provide personal motivation. Open any typical movie quote list or book and you’re likely to see “May the Force be with you,” or “I’ll have what she’s having.” Does that really do anything for us as readers looking for inspiration, motivation, or simply a beautiful phrase to couple with your own words?
That’s where I come in. I’ve scoured the movie world to track down the best, most appropriate quotes for every occasion. From weddings to pre-game pep talks, I’ve found the quotes that are moving, inspirational, or just plain hilarious that do more than just remind of the movies they came from. These quotes transcend their stories and enrich your life for the better.
Looking to rally your team before the big game? Try this quote from Capt. Malcom Reynolds from the science-fiction film Serenity (2005):
“You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all… So no more running. I aim to misbehave.”

Need a quote to cap off your perfectly humorous wedding speech with some genuine, but witty, sentiment? Try some wisdom from Juno… from Juno (2007):

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.”

Movie Quotes for Every Occasion provides hidden gems from a variety of film genres. Whether they be blockbuster megahits or forgotten indies, we’ve got the right quote for the right occasion.

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Famous Lines: hand drawn coloring pages to sooth and quotes to inspire

An adult coloring book with a personal flare. This book is a combination of mhendi and mandala inspired coloring pages paired with thoughtful quotations from famous people you may know. If you enjoy coloring as a thoughtful meditation this is the book for you. All of the images are hand drawn and the quotes were selected to encourage, inspire, and empower.

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The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Time (In Two Lines or Less)

“Talkers are no good doers.”– William Shakespeare

“The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.”– FranÇois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

“It is hard to believe a man is telling you the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place.”– H. L. Mencken

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.– Gore Vidal

“Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins theyhave never committed.”– Cornelia Otis Skinner

“You lose it if you talk about it.– Ernest Hemingway

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”– William Butler Yeats

“Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.”– William Somerset Maugham

You don’t have to be a genius to sound like one. Here’s a collection of the most profound and provocative wit and wisdom in the English language in two lines or less. Edited by entrepreneur John M. Shanahan, who created the wildly successful Hooked on Phonics program, this wonderful book presents the best that has been thought and said on every imaginable topic.

Classified by such themes as “Truth, Lies, and Deception,” “Men, Women, and Relationships,” and “Passions, Virtues, and Vices,” these quotes contain timeless messages for all humankind. Oscar Wilde: “A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.” Charles de Gaulle: “The cemetery is filled with indispensable men.” Abraham Lincoln: “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.” Sophocles: “Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good that lies within their hands, till they have lost it.”

Perfect for anyone who has ever been left speechless, this book will make you as glib as Oscar Wilde, as profound as Winston Churchill, and as wise as Aesop. Inspirational, entertaining, and thought-provoking, this is one collection that no library or bookshelf should be without.

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All the Best Lines: An Informal History of the Movies in Quotes, Notes and Anecdotes

An informal history of the movies told through some of cinema’s best-loved scenes, from the early days of Hollywood to the present day

Pithy put-downs, hard-boiled snarlings, words of love and regret—they’re all here in this collection of 500 memorable movie quotes, embracing both one-liners (“My name is Pussy Galore”) and slices of snappy dialogue from pictures as diverse as King Kong, Vertigo, The Magnificent Seven, Network, This Is Spinal Tap, Fight Club, Superbad, and Inglourious Basterds. Arranged under such timeless themes as “dreams,” “friends,” “libido,” and “memories,” the quotes juxtapose films and stars from every era and every genre. Throughout the text are feature capsules focusing on themes and stories in the movies from Goldwynisms to Mae West, plus a generous scattering of cinema anecdotes, making the book both a joy to browse and an authoritative reference. Lavishly illustrated, this collection will delight and entertain readers in equal measure, reacquainting them with favorite movies and introducing some forgotten classics.