Military life can be tough both mentally and physically and it requires a lot of motivation. This pocket-book is a little compilation of inspirational and funny quotes from famous figures throughout history. Whether you are a loved one, a soldier yourself or just need some inspiration during a tough time, you’ll find something in this book to pick you up and keep you going.
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The Birthday Book: Funny, Wise, and Inspirational Quotes For Your Birthday
Everyone likes to be remembered on their birthday! However, finding a card with the perfect sentiment is challenging. After all, what single expression can give someone a good laugh, move them deeply, yet also make them feel appreciated? The Birthday Book says it all.
You bring magic into the world my friend, and with your magic this world becomes a better place to live in. —Author unknown The Birthday Book is a curated collection of quotes taken from an amazing array of personalities including Dr. Seuss, Albert Einstein, William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and many more. The quotes contained in this volume have been chosen for their ability to cast both levity and illumination across the path of life and aging. To describe them as “birthday quotes” would be misleading; they are not about cake and ice cream. Instead, each quote has been selected from thousands for its insight on subject of birthdays, youth, aging, and the beauty of life. And of course, what birthday book would be complete without a little humor? This book has been organized into several sections: Humor about life and aging. How do we define youth and old age? What can we expect from each of life’s stages? How can we make the most of life? Quotes that inspire. Aging can be a noble and graceful process, each chapter of life filled with its own unique pleasures, gratification, and advantages. Give this book in honor of someone special, or celebrate your own life! May it offer both wit and wisdom.
Greeting cards are read once then thrown away, but a book of wisdom can inspire for a lifetime. Give an unforgettable gift!
TheQuoteWell books are curated collections. Each book is the result of an exhaustive search from past through present for only the most amazing quotes on the subjects of Love, Life, Leadership, and more! The result is a chorus of profound wisdom emanating from a fascinating diversity of speakers.
Funny quotes to make you giggle and laugh
FUNNY QUOTES TO MAKE YOU GIGGLE AND LAUGH, YOU CAN GIVE IT AS A GIFT OR KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF! GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE.
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What’s So Funny?: My Hilarious Life
Six-time Emmy Award–winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history,few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There’s nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain — and in his first-ever memoir, What’s So Funny?, that’s exactly what he does. From his pranks in small Ohio classrooms to his performances on national television and movies, Tim has been cracking people up for more than seventy years. Long regarded as one of the funniest comedians around, Tim also boasts an inspiring rags-to-riches story. What’s So Funny? captures Tim’s journey from life as an only child raised by loving but outrageous parents in small-town Ohio during the Great Depression, to his tour of duty in the Army — which would become training for his later role in McHale’s Navy — to his ascent as a national star and household name. By tracing his early path, this audiobook reveals the origins of many of Tim’s unforgettable characters — from Mr. Tudball and the Oldest Man to Mickey Hart to everyone’s favorite, Dorf. What’s So Funny? shares the hilarious accounts of the glory days of The Carol Burnett Show and his famous partnerships with entertainment greats like Harvey Korman, Don Knotts, Dick Van Dyke, Betty White, Vicki Lawrence, Bob Newhart, and of course, Carol Burnett. As a bonus, listeners will enjoy never-before-shared stories of hilarious behind-the-scenes antics on McHale’s Navy and The Carol Burnett Show.
It’s Kind of a Funny Story
Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan’s Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life-which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job-Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That’s when things start to get crazy.
At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn’t brilliant compared to the other kids; he’s just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away. The stress becomes unbearable and Craig stops eating and sleeping-until, one night, he nearly kills himself.
Craig’s suicidal episode gets him checked into a mental hospital, where his new neighbors include a transsexual sex addict, a girl who has scarred her own face with scissors, and the self-elected President Armelio. There, isolated from the crushing pressures of school and friends, Craig is finally able to confront the sources of his anxiety.
Ned Vizzini, who himself spent time in a psychiatric hospital, has created a remarkably moving tale about the sometimes unexpected road to happiness. For a novel about depression, it’s definitely a funny story.
Quote Junkie Funny Edition: Hundreds Of Hilarious Quotes By Some Of The Most Serious Men And Women In The History Of The World
Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world! The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share these quotes with your coworkers, friends, and family.
Phillips’ Book of Great Thoughts & Funny Sayings: A Stupendous Collection of Quotes, Quips, Epigrams, Witticisms, and Humorous Comments. For Personal Enjoyment and Ready Reference.
From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, this collection of over 3,800 entries offers wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living.