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Affirmation | The 100 Most Powerful Affirmations for a Marriage Full of Love, Laughter & Longevity | 2 Amazing Affirmative Bonus Books Included for Love & Forgiveness (Volume 14)

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You will not achieve fulfillment and happiness until YOU become the architect of your own reality. Imagine that with a few moments each day, you could begin the powerful transformation toward complete control of your own life and well being through positive affirmation. Because you can.

You will be able to release all fear and doubt simply because you know that you can. Utilize this simple, proven technique to regain the lost comforts of joy, love, and fulfillment in your life.

You have the ability to unlock your full inner-potential and achieve your ultimate goals. This is the age-old secret of the financial elite, world class scholars, and Olympic champions. For example, when you watch the Olympics, you’ll find one consistency in all of the champions. Each one closes their eyes for a moment and clearly affirms & visualizes themselves completing the event flawlessly just before starting. Then they win gold medals and become champions. That’s merely one example of how the real power of affirmation can elevate you above any of life’s challenges.

Life is too short to be exhausted on thousands of everyday anxieties and fears. Sadly, the average person will get to the end of their life and realize that more than half of it was spent struggling with these kind of problems. Because they didn’t know what to do, many of these people never found any satisfaction in life. You can and will become bigger than those struggles by enhancing the energy that already flows within you.

Too often people are held hostage and limited by a cycle of negative thinking and pessimism. This kind of thinking creates a streak of what many choose to call, “bad luck”. I have good news for you. There is no such thing as “bad luck”. This phenomenon is merely a cycle of negative affirmation that must be broken and mended with a fresh regimen of positive affirmation and vision. By repeating and remembering these affirmations in times of difficulty, we transform our rigid affirmations of defeat and intimidation into warm, confident manifestations of the world as we choose it to be.

Get what you want and desire from the world like millions of others around the globe using affirmations. You already possess the power to assert your own perceptions and transform your thoughts and desires into reality. By using positive affirmations daily, you will unlock that natural potential inside of you.

If you want to see positive change now, you’ll find the quickest path to fulfillment with positive affirmation and visualization. There is no time to spend on loss, negativity, and defeat when you can be achieving tangible, historically proven results with minimum time and effort invested.

There is no limit to changes that can be made through the power of creating truth with affirmation…

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Laughter Is the Best Medicine: @Work: America’s Funniest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons

Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work is a collection of eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazine jokes invovling jobs, the workplace, co-workers, bosses, excuses, sick days, etc.  There are over 1,000 jokes and anecdotes to lighten up your day!

Lighten up and laugh your way through the 9-to-5 grind with this mix of hilarious wisecracks, uproarious one-liners, full-color cartoons, and quotations from famous (and not-so-famous) wits. The hundreds of jokes and quips in Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work have been collected from more than eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazines and are guaranteed to brighten up your workday. You’ll find everything from outrageous resumes to creative excuses for calling in sick. So whether you suffer from an e-mail gone wrong, an irritating coworker, or a dreadful boss, you’ll see that laughter is the best medicine for all your work woes.

 

A survey sent out to our contractors posed the question, “What motivates you to come to work every day?” One guy answered, “Probation officer.”

—E. Hewitt

 

One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is “Position Wanted.” One job seeker wrote “Sitting.”

—Flo Traywick, Lynchburg, Virginia

 

What do you call twin policemen? Copies.

—Tyler Meason

 

My sister Angela was impressed by a job applicant’s confidence. “How will you gain your coworkers’ respect?” she asked. The reply: “Mainly through my misdemeanor.”

—Gretchen Duff, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

 

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem. “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

—Angie Bulakites

 

 My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one.

“Why don’t you work for your mother?” I suggested.

 

He shook his head. “I can’t,” he said. “Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives.”

 

“Who made up that ridiculous rule?”

 

“My mother.”

—Doug Barilla, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons

If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, it’s the holidays in America—and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with America’s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognize—and love:

 

 “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”            —Erma Bombeck       

           

 Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened,

it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn’t thrilled with the ratio

of toys to clothes he’d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs,

I called out, “Hey, where are you going?”

            “To my room,” he said, “to play with my new socks.”

 

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”        —Joan Rivers

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Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader’s Digest)

More than 600 jokes, gags and laugh lines. Drawn from one of the most popular features of Reader’s Digest magazine, this collection of jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life is just what the doctor ordered.

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Not Quite Burned Out, but Crispy Around the Edges: Inspiration, Laughter, and Encouragement for Teachers

This book of inspirational stories and essays is designed for any teacher who has survived the first week of the first year of teaching. It offers memories of the joy of teaching, tells compelling tales of tragedy as well as survival, and provides opportunities for laughter, which is sometimes the only remedy for difficult situations.

Faced with low salaries, overcrowded classrooms, and dwindling public support, teachers are expected to improve student performance, answer public scrutiny, and solve society’s problems – with just a stroke of chalk across a blackboard. It is easy to become discouraged, and many do. Not Quite Burned Out helps remind teachers of the reasons they entered the profession in the first place. Without disguising the heart-breaking realities, Draper nonetheless celebrates the joys and very real rewards of teaching. Her clear-eyed compassion and wry humor will offer inspiration to novice and longtime teachers alike.

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Chicken Soup for the Sports Fan’s Soul: Stories of Insight, Inspiration and Laughter from the World of Sports (Chicken Soup for the Soul)

This latest collection of Chicken Soup honors all that is good in the world of sports. From major leaguers to little leaguers, from hockey stars to figure skaters, and from horseracing to mushing, the stories in this book highlight the positive and transformative nature of sports.

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NPR Laughter Therapy: A Comedy Collection for the Chronically Serious

Looking for an alternative to the seriously reliable, soothing yet informative sound of NPR? Try NPR!

Prepare to be surprised by this collection of interviews with some of the funniest personalities on the planet, and by the memorable, unbelievable news that delights NPR listeners on the 1st of April each year. 

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Quote Junkie: “Change Your Life” Mega Edition: Over 1,500 quotes that will improve your life through providing laughter as well as words of wisdom

This is the third edition of the Mega series which focuses on larger compilations of quotations. This Mega edition includes over 1,500 quotations that will improve your life, either through providing laughter or by providing short bursts of wisdom that will help you lead a more fulfilling life. This Mega edition is a combination of two of the most popular editions of the Quote Junkie series: The “Words To Live By” edition, and the “Funny” Edition. This is the perfect book to pick up and flip through when the world seems a little too serious, when you are trying to find some advice on how to be happier with your life, or when you just need a quick laugh to put a smile back on your face. Please enjoy, and share these quotes with your co-workers, friends and family.

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Chicken Soup for the Golfer’s Soul: 101 Stories of Insight, Inspiration and Laughter on the Links (Chicken Soup for the Soul)

Chicken Soup for the Golfer’s Soul is a perfect gift for any golfing enthusiast, whether their drives land in the sand or on the green. This inspiring collection of stories from professionals, caddies and amateur golfers shares the memorable moments of the game – when, despite all odds, an impossible shot lands in the perfect position; when a simple game of golf becomes a lesson in life. Chapters include: sportsmanship, family, overcoming obstacles, perfecting the game and the nineteenth hole. This is a great read for any golfer, no matter what their handicap.

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  • Reading this book confirmed faith in the inherent goodness of golf and the people who play it.
  • Each story will touch your heart in some way
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  • A lifetime of great golf stories in one book.
  • Golf truly does imitate life. You will never look at the game the same