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Women Know Everything!: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, & Brilliant Remarks

WIT AND WISDOM FROM A TO Z

With more than 3,000 quotations on everything from fashion and feminism to men, marriage, friendship, history, technology, sports, and more, this massive compilation proves once and for all that women know everything! Each page offers wisdom, wit, and inspiration from a host of legendary women—from Jane Austen and Colette to Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Toni Morrison, Liz Phair, Ellen DeGeneres, and Naomi Klein. Here’s what they have to say about:

Success
“I still have my feet on the ground. I just wear better shoes.”
—Oprah Winfrey

Men and Women
“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backward and in high heels.”
—Faith Whittlesey

Being Single
“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”
—Elayne Boosler

Individuality
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”
—Judy Garland

Family
“If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers.”
—Maya Angelou

Quotations
“I always have a quotation for everything—it saves original thinking.”
—Dorothy L. Sayers

With contributions from writers, artists, celebrities, politicians, scientists, and legendary figures all over the world, Women Know Everything! offers addictive reading—and a superb reference—for women of all ages.

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My Students’ Quotes: A Teacher’s Journal to Record Funny Moments, Perplexing Questions & Silly-Witty Remarks

Are you a teacher? Or do you know someone who is? Then you must get this book!

Classrooms are the inexhaustible source of humor and teachers experience this on a daily basis.

Students are often cracking teachers up by the sweet, silly and sometimes shocking things they do or say.

“Wish I would have wrote down some of the things my students say to me! They sure are hilarious!” – said a teacher on an online forum where teachers were discussing the cutest and funniest things students ever said to them.

Make the time to write down the best quotes from your students you overhear in the classroom, throughout the school year, to make sure you never forget them.

Imagine, how funny it will be to read them again at future school reunions!

You might want to publish them one day and become a best selling author, like the Italian teacher Marcello d’Orta did.

This little book will help you to record and organize your students’ quotes. Buy it now!

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Quotes From My Kid: Journal to Record Funny Moments, Perplexing Questions & Silly-Witty Remarks

Do you remember that really funny thing your kid said yesterday? Sure, you do! And what about that amazingly clever question (s)he asked last month? Ooops…. how could you forget it??? This little book will help you record all those hilarious things your children say and do so you can always recall them, year after year, keeping those funny memories alive forever.