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Be F*cking Awesome and Color: An Adult Coloring Book with Motivational Swear Word Phrases, Naughty Inspirational Quotes, and Relaxing Flower Design Patterns

2017 AMAZON BEST SELLER

Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Be F*cking Awesome and Color!

This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way.

Use Any of Your Favorite Tools
Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers.

One Image Per Page
Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through.

Display Your Artwork
You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5″ x 11″ frame.

Two Copies of Every Image
Enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake.

This book includes the following phrases:

Live, Laugh, and Fuck I’m the Hottest Bitch in the World Your Attitude is like a Diaper. It’s Better without the Shit. Believe in Yourself Bitch Shake Your Fat Ass and Be Proud I Don’t Take Any Shit. Ever. Dream Big and Work Your Ass Off Yes, I Can. Now Get the Fuck out of My Way! Always Believe in Yourself, but Never Shit Yourself Nothing Worth Having Comes Easy. Except Men. Be the Best Damn Version of Yourself Achieve Success, but Don’t Be an Asshole I’m a Happy Drunk, so Hand over the Damn Booze Be Strong and Kick Ass Today Is the Best Damn Day of my Life Tell Mean People to Piss Off Fuck the Bad Boy and Marry the Nice Guy Cheer the Fuck Up and Get over It I’m Drop Dead Fucking Gorgeous When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them at Douchebags. This Is an Asshole Free Zone Run Towards Your Dreams, but Don’t Step in Dog Shit I Always Keep it Fucking Real It’s a Beautiful Fucking Day I’m Way Prettier Than That Dumb Slut

Includes FREE Digital Version
As a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want.

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Makes the Perfect Gift
Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together.

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I F*cking Love Myself Through Darkness & Light: A Sweary Affirmation Coloring Book Journal for Adults

Two hundred pages of sweary affirmation coloring and journaling joy!!!

See What’s Inside: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkaxKY8Nsk

I Fucking Love Myself Through Darkness & Light features artwork on both black and white backgrounds. This collection of inspiring and humorous sweary phrases for coloring reminds you to keep going through the darkness and the light. It combines coloring, journaling, swearing, fun, laughter, stress relief and more in one very helpful coloring journal for adults, and offers support for all areas of your life…self-esteem, motivation, self-care, introspection, finances, body image and more. You’ll enjoy an assortment of images along with corresponding journal pages and writing prompts which support the coloring/journaling experience and can lead you to deeper insights and understanding.

Phrases You Will Find in This Book:
• Bad Ass & Beautiful
• I Have a Fucking Fantastic
• I Fucking Believe in Myself
• Chuck It in the Fuck It Bucket
• I am Fucking Amazing
• I am Beautiful
• I’ve So Fucking Got This
• I am the Fucking Queen!
• I Fucking Love Myself
• I’m So Fucking Happy I Could Shit Rainbows!
• Not My Fucking Monkeys, Not My Fucking Circus
• I am Shit Hot – I Love My Body
• You are Fucking Kicking Ass
• Bitch with Balls
• I Am Fucking Awesome
• Money Fucking Flows Into My Life
• Bad Ass Bitch

Journal Prompts Include:
• What can I let go of RIGHT NOW that will improve my life?
• I AM Fucking Amazing and here’s exactly why…
• I AM handling things beautifully in my life…I so FUCKING GOT THIS!

Book Highlights: • 200 Pages
• All Original, Hand-Drawn Designs
Designs for Assorted Skill Levels
• Single Sided Printing on Bright White
Paper • Extra Pages For Bleed Through & Color Testing
• Bonus Coloring Pages

Book Side Effects: • Introspection
• Endless Laughter
• Relaxation
• Stress Relief
• Joy & Motivation
• Positive Change

You’ll also find two sweary bonus black and white images (Asshat and Fuck!), plus pages from each of my other books as my gift to you, including a page from my best-selling sweary mandala book…Oh Shit! Let’s Color Sweary Mandalas.

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F*cking Inspirational: An Adult Coloring Book Featuring Quotes To Inspire

F*cking Inspirational: An Adult Coloring Book Featuring Quotes To Inspire. 30 SINGLE PAGES. CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT. Preview all images before you buy at: https://youtu.be/5g2a6apJNAU This NEW adult coloring book combines uplifting inspirational quotes and the fun of the word F*ck. The pages are filled with flowers, paisleys, mandalas, and feathers. Combine your love of coloring with your desire to relax and feel good about yourself.

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Knock Knock This is a F*cking Quote Book

This witty book gathers amazing, amusing quotations from some of history’s greatest figures and adds “f*ck” to them. Sometimes it’s poetic or even poignant. But mostly it’s pretty f*cking funny. F*cking funny gifts for f*cking funny peopleThe title really does say it all. (We’re not f*cking kidding.) Hardcover; 4.5 x 5.5 inches; 96 pages