Funny Quotes Book: Inspirational Picture Quotes About the Funny Side of Life Gabi Rupp, creator of LeanJumpStart.com shares an extraordinary collection of funny quotes in the context of friends, women, men, weight loss, retirement, office, pets and anything else people can get a good laugh. At times gently whimsical and others greatly humorous, this collection will not disappoint. “Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life” is a beautiful combination of photography and timeless wisdom. As one of a series of picture quote books it is written for the lover of visually appealing funny quotes. Whether for your personal library or as a gift, Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life is an excellent way to bring a little fun and laughter to all! These funny things ever said will put a smile on your face or leave you laughing for a while. They remind you not to take yourself too seriously all the time and are excellent for breaking the ice. After all, as Victor Borge once said, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people”. Vibrant Pictures Brilliant color photos grace each page. This ultimate book of funny, facetious and droll quotes is perfect to carry in your pocket for daily uplifting messages, sure to make each day a little brighter in today’s stressed out world. A gift book for many occasions…family, friends and co-workers A great one-size-fits-all book that is sure to engage, enlighten, and keep everyone laughing even after reading it. With their eclectic mixture of human understanding, wisdom, and just plain fun, these are gifts that people want to give and love to receive. Inspiring Funny Quotes from people throughout history Filled with funny quotes from people throughout history, you will read the wisdom of known historical and modern figures such as: – Agatha Christie – Eva Gabor – Albert Einstein – Pope John XIII – Elbert Hubbard -Leslie Nielsen Pick up your copy of Inspirational Picture Quotes about the Funny Side of Life today and fill your world with Fun and Laughter! AFTER YOUR PURCHASE PLEASE LOOK UP OUR OTHER TITLES YOU MIGHT LIKE: Inspirational Picture Quotes about Life Inspirational Picture Quotes about Learning Inspirational Picture Quotes about Gratitude Inspirational Picture Quotes about Habits Inspirational Picture Quotes about Hope Inspirational Picture Quotes about Happiness Inspirational Picture Quotes about Friendship Inspirational Picture Quotes about Love Inspirational Picture Quotes about Horses Inspirational Picture Quotes about Christmas
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Shape your mind for a great life with these 200 powerful quotes
“I discovered a long time ago that if I helped enough people get what they wanted, I would always get what I wanted and I would never have to worry.” – Tony Robbins “Your life changes the moment you make a new, congruent, and committed decision.” – Tony Robbins “A mistake is a signal that it is time to learn something new, something you didn’t know before.” – Robert Kiyosaki “There are no bad business and investment opportunities, but there are bad entrepreneur and investors.” – Robert Kiyosaki “A winning strategy must include losing.” – Robert Kiyosaki “Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.”Buddha “It takes strength to be gentle and kind.” Stephen Morrisey “A hero is a person who does what he or she can.”Roman Rolland “What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.” Ralph Waldo Emerson “Where there is unity there is always victory.” Publilius Syrus “The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.” “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.” Jordan Belfort “Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.” Victoria Holt “It’s not denial. I’m selective about the reality I accept.” Calvin “The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” Madeleine L’Engle “We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.” Mother Teresa “Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.” Charles Schultz “There is nothing permanent except change.” Heraditus “The miracle is this; the more we share, the more we have.” Leonard Nimoy “Out of clutter, find simplicity; from discord, find harmony; in the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity.”Albert Einstein “Hope is like a road in the country. There never was a road; but, when many people walk together, the road comes into existence.” From the National Organization for Rare Disorders, Inc. “Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. Especially when that time will pass you by anyway.” Unknown “Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.” John Updike, 1989, U.S. author & critic “Our greatest glory is not failing, but in rising every time we fail.” Confucius “Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” John Wooden “Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.” Henry Van Dyke “A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.“ Jonathan Swift “The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow.”Unknown
Quotes to Inspire: 4000+ Inspirational Quotes Across 50+ Topics
Looking for a good quote? You’ll find over 4000 great quotes here!
Quotes to Inspire – 2nd Edition
(Updated in 2016 to include recent inspirational quotes)
With over 4000 quotes across 50+ categories, you’ll never need another quote book again!
The world is full of ideas, and there is no better way to capture an idea’s presence than with an inspiring quote.
“To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.” – Alexander Smith, Scottish Poet
“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.” – George Bernard Shaw, Irish Playwright
“I can live for two months on a good compliment.” – Mark Twain, Author
Offering 4000+ of the world’s favourite quotes, featuring millionaires, to musicians and even the occasional Muppets (thank you “Kermit the Frog”!).
Quotes for:
Actions, Adversity, Aggression, Alcoholism, Anger, Art, Balance, Boredom, Career, Cats, Caution, Change, Children, Christianity, Competence, Competition, Complacency, Computer, Dance, Death, Denial, Desire, Destiny, Destruction, Dignity, Divorce, Dream, Dreams, Drugs, Education, Envy, Fame, Fashion, Feminism, Flower, Funny, Greatness, Guilt, Habits, Happiness, Health, Heart, Heaven, History, Honesty, Humour, Independence, Inspiration, Justice, Knowledge, Lies, Loss, Love, Memory, Men, Opportunity, Problems, Purpose, Revenge, Thought Gems, War, Wisdom, Women and Youth.
*** It is a wonderful mood lifting book. ***
Find your quote. Remember it. Apply it. Then grow by using it. A good quote can have the power to add some simple pleasure in your life. It can help provide the fuel you need to “keep calm and carry on”. Let this quote book be a constant source of inspiration and motivation by your side.
This quote book also finishes with six all-time favourite motivational poems, including “The Slow Dance” by David L Weatherhead and “The Cookie Thief” by Valerie Cox.
Five Star Reviews from the first edition of Quotes to Inspire:
The Best Book Ever!
“I think that this book is great. I found it to be helpful and inspiring. I would recommend it to anyone who is stressed.” – Kindle Customer
Good Book!
“Good quote book, up to date. Anyone who wants to have inspiration from quotes should buy this book.” – Kindle Customer
Seriously who wouldn’t want this resource!
“You never know when life will require a quote. Called on to give a speech, make a point, give a eulogy, speak at a fundraiser, write an article…. A great resource for every occasion or just to pick up and browse.” – Kindle Customer
COMPLIMENTARY BONUSES:
To make sure you get the most value out of this book, there are three exclusive resources for purchasing this book that will help you in your personal or professional quests.
1. “100 Ways to Gain More Time, Money and Happiness”. We compiled 100 ways to help spark more ideas on how to gain more money, time, and happiness.2. “45 Ways to Increase Productivity for the Entrepreneur”. This gives you 45 amazing ways to get yourself motivated to achieve greater levels as an entrepreneur or employee.3. “100 Amazing Tips to be a More Successful Entrepreneur”. This short book gives you 100 tips and tactics on becoming a better entrepreneur.Please note, you will see a few similar quotes in different chapters, however there are more than 4000+ original quotes. Any identical quotes have been removed over the years and replaced with new quotes, however if there are some that have escaped me or you have a favourite quote that is missing, please let me know!
Why not find your favourite quote today? Because, as Sir Winston Churchill, British Statesman and Prime Minister, says “It is a good thing for an educated man to read a book of quotations!”
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Maya Angelou: 24 Powerful Lessons And Insights From Maya Angelou (Maya Angelou, Inspirational Quotes, Maya Angelou’s Biography)
Maya Angelou
24 Powerful Lessons And Insights From Maya Angelou
Maya Angelou rose from abuse, poverty, and racism to become one of the most influential voices of our generation. If you are ready to learn some lessons from a real woman who faced and overcame real problems, then this book is undoubtedly for you.
Here is a preview of what you’ll learn:
Her pointers on how to overcome abuse, and go from being a victim to being a survivorHer keys to help you succeed in lifeHow to make the most of your talentHow to recognize and harness the power that is available to you in lifeThe importance of embracing both what we have in common, and what makes us differentWhy she left show businessThe reason courage is so vitalAnd much more!
Inspirational Adult Coloring Book: Quotes and Illustrations that will Encourage your Heart
A feel-good coloring book
Gaya’s Inspirational Adult Coloring Book offers 35 stress-relieving designs, intentionally made to brighten your mood. Woven in these beautiful illustrations are heart-boosting quotes – all waiting to be brought to life by color. Immerse yourself in color therapy and beat the daily stress as you color and ponder on inspirational quotes. A month- long coloring book that ensures happiness on every page.
Color pencil friendly 35 original unique designs 8 x 8 inches square illustrations perfect for social media sharing Single-sided to get the most out of each coloring page 35 thoughtfully picked inspiring quotes Makes a great gift
200 Important Quotes From Napoleon Hill
Many of the worlds’ most successful men have attributed Napoleon Hill’s books to their success, most notably John C. Maxwell who lists it on his MUST READ list. Reading Napoleon Hill books made Noel realize the power of the human mind. These quotes from the various books by Napoleon Hill are some of what he considers to be the most important and powerful things he’s ever said. Read them again and again whenever you feel the need and perhaps use them as a reference. Remember: “You have it within you to become as successful as you really want to be. Decide now what you want out of life and then go after it.” –Succeed and Grow Rich Through Persuasion
Jesus Quotes and Parables: 50 Bible Parables and Words from Jesus to Help You Overcome Depression and Sad Moments in Your Life in Less Than 30 Days
What Jesus Wants You to Know About Depression: 50 Bible Verses and Scriptures to Help You Overcome Depression and Sad Moments in Your Life in Less then 30 Days by Mike Bishop
About the book: Are you tired of this life? Does happiness feel like a utopian concept? If you have been “down in the dumps” for a long time, maybe it’s time to take a serious look at your condition. Depression is a menacing disease that has the potential to wreak havoc in your life. If you or your loved one is suffering from this debilitating disorder, “What Jesus Wants You to Know about Depression” can help you find some much needed relief. Written by spiritual and motivational author Mike Bishop, this book is designed to help you battle depression through spirituality. If you are feeling like you have hit your rock bottom, and you are all alone in this mess, remember that God is there, and He will help you find your way out of this pain. All you have to do is extend your prayers, and ask for the Almighty’s blessings. In this book, author Mike Bishop has explained depression both through the eyes of science and through the eyes of spirituality. Once you understand what causes this illness, you will be able to give it your best fight! If you have been waiting for a guide to show you the way to overcome depression, buy “What Jesus Wants You to Know about Depression” today! Summary of the book: The book starts with giving you a clear picture of what you are dealing with. In the first chapter of the book, the author gives a thorough explanation of what depression is all about, and what common symptoms people experience. Later he moves on to the spiritual aspect of the disease. Is it a sin? Many ignorant people claim it to be so. As a man of faith, the author disagrees, and he explains why it is not a sin. He also reassures that Jesus understands your pain, and He is compassionate. In the following chapters, the author discusses how grief and loss can trigger depression, and how God can bring light into the darkness. After reading this book, you will: – Understand the cause and effect of depression as a medical disorder – Recognize the triggers of the disease – Find out the root of your problems – Know that you are not a sinner for feeling this way – Believe that Jesus is right there with you – Learn to accept life’s changes – Acknowledge and come to terms with past mistakes – Find hope and rediscover joy – …And finally, you will learn to build a positive mindset that will keep you from falling off the wagon and into the jaws of depression! Skillfully planned and beautifully narrated, “What Jesus Wants You to Know about Depression” is the go-to guide that you need in moments of utter despair. When all else fails, God comes to the rescue! And that is exactly what author Mike Bishop has shown in this book. Before you decide to give up on yourself, let the Lord save you. Ask for His help, and have faith. If you don’t know how, “What Jesus Wants You to Know about Depression” is there to show you the way.
Coloring Inspiring Quotes: Get Inspired by Coloring Quotes
This coloring book was made to help you get you inspired in a creative and relaxing manner. There are 50 different inspiring quotes each with its own font. Have fun with the pages while you work out the tension of the day. Get creative or just color and let your mind wander and relax. Use markers, crayons, or colored pencils! I hope you enjoy!
The Greatest: The Quotes of Muhammad Ali
I’ll tell you how I would like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title – Who was humorous and never looked down on those who looked up to him – A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality – And I wouldn’t even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was. Muhammad Ali No one has straddled the world of sport, politics and popular culture as Muhammad Ali did. He was born in Louisville in 1942 in an America where blacks were subjected to a brutal apartheid and were treated as second class citizens. He rose, through his boxing skill and character, to become the most famous person in the world at the time. He was most famous for styling himself as ‘The Greatest’. There is a consensus that he was the greatest of boxers during an era of great boxers. However, he was far more than that. He was a very great man a moral leader, anti-war and fierce opponent of racial prejudice. A career beyond boxing as a black political leader, fighting for the rights of an oppressed minority, seemed inevitable. Fate had another twist however and Ali suffered from Parkinson’s Disease for 30 years, possibly exacerbated by an extended boxing career. This rendered his full potential as an advocate for black rights impossible. This book tells the story of a much loved and complex man through his own words.